A terrible thing has happened, and images of the fallout been nothing short of devastating. A lot of people are in need of your money, and you know exactly what I'm talking about.
The Yankees failed to land the most-prized free agent on the market.
It was all because of money, and we can't allow such a thing to happen again. That's why I implore all of you to look into your hearts and send what you can to:
New York Yankees Payroll Fund
c/o George M. Steinbrenner III
Yankee Stadium
161 Street and River Avenue
Bronx, NY 10451
Please join me and my friends Randy Johnson, Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, Gary Sheffield, Mariano Rivera, Mike Mussina, Hideki Matsui, Jorge Posada and other potential 2005 All-Stars as we lead the charge toward an eighth straight AL East title.
If you cannot afford to send cash today, please keep the Yankees in your hearts this season by buying tickets, apparel, enough Stadium hot dogs to feed Kobayashi for a month, or simply by keeping your TV tuned to the YES network, in order to drive up ad revenues.
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Today's baseball trivia question:
What's the most money ever paid by a team for a player who, in six full seasons, has made only one All-Star team, has never been among the league's top 10 in any Triple Crown category (BA, HR, RBI), has never finished higher than ninth in MVP voting, has never won a Gold Glove or led the league in anything but games played (once).
Answer:
$119 million by the New York Mets, 2004.
Yeah, but if A-Rod and his postseason performance is worth 200 million, Beltran and his postseason performance is a real bargain! ;-)
Posted by CJ at January 11, 2005 6:50 PM