Now I don't know who named this movie, but I wanna have him over for dinner some time. If you can slip that title — as well as a teaser that "They're different from everyone else..." — past Disney's corporate brass, as well as a toy store's buyers, you can pretty much sneak a steak past a hungry dog ... or even Star Jones.

The flick is about twin high school girls' basketball players, one of which has aspirations to play in the WNBA (a league I've never heard of) and the other who dreams of stardom as an actress (OK, now we're getting somewhere).

There's also something about "jealous teammate Nicky" who "has just revealed a secret that could get them kicked off the team."

I was all ready to buy it — and request a plain, brown bag — till I saw it was rated TV-G. Damn, those people at Disney are such teases.

Guess I'll just wait for the next one about a woman who grooms canines ... titled Doggie Style.

Other Web Finds:

— Man Announces Wedding to Right Hand on TheKnot.com — Absolutely hilarious, as he even lists Motion Lotion as the best man. Probably registered at The Playpen on Eighth Avenue, too. (Link found on GorillaMask.net)

— Porn Site Uses "Paul Katcher" to Attract Web Surfers — You know you've made it when a porn site throws your name into a URL to attract horny web surfers. And I didn't even get a free membership.

— 2004 Weblog Awards — Polls closed on Sunday night, so I guess the winners will be announced soon. No doubt those folks will reap the untold fame and fortune enjoyed by past winners of blog awards.

— Cheap Ass Gamer — A blog that highlights great web deals related to the video game industry. For example, Xbox owners can get ESPN 2K4 for just $5 at EBgames.com.

— Braille T-Shirts — Not too late for some of you gals to get these on your wishlists. We'll let our fingers do the reading. (Thanks, Shumpy)

— Video: Guy Goes Ape Shit on Price Is Right — I've never been so excited to win $500, then again I haven't been on five different drugs at once.

— Fark Photoshop Contest: Unlikely Playboy Covers — You had to figure Bea Arthur would make an appearance.