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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Meet John Green. He Throws Beer at People (at 39!)
The man alleged to have thrown the initial cup of beer/whatever at Ron Artest last Friday has been identified as John Green (pictured). Green hasn't admitted to have thrown the cup, but he made appearances, accompanied by his lawyer, on Good Morning America and Larry King Live on Tuesday. He had a bit to say, certainly more than what I would have said if I was mistakenly accused of inciting a riot. "I didn't do it," would have been it from my mouth.

I caught the Larry King segment, and I almost hurled when, not only did his lawyer refer to him as great fan, but Green himself called Artest a "punk." Might not be the most inaccurate description but, as we learned in second grade, it takes one to know one.

Green is on probation for his third drunken-driving offense. Third! How many times do you think he wasn't caught? He's also been convicted of assault, carrying a concealed weapon and writing bad checks. This is a 39-year-old man with no respect for society, and so it's not surprising that he would be the answer to a trivia question: What kind of cowardly asshole throws things at people from the anonymous protection of a crowd?

John Green is that kind of cowardly asshole.

You'll not soon see John Green at an NBA arena near you. You will assuredly run into people like him. Don't let them take away our enjoyment of attending sports events. Get up to go to the bathroom, quietly tell security to keep an eye on a specific person or group of people, and let them handle it. That doesn't make you a pussy. It makes you a real fan. And security will act instead of risking letters from honest fans charging that they were unresponsive to abusive behavior.

Finally, you can't say it better than Dave Hyde of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, who writes in a column titled What About the Jerk in the Stands?:

"Everyone is targeting him as the villain,'' Green's lawyer said. `"He's not a villain. The Pacers are the villains."

Green is the action. Artest is the reaction. And each is an equal and opposite villain in this mess."

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Comments: Meet John Green. He Throws Beer at People (at 39!)

Being a fan of the Eagles requires me to be in a stadium where 75% of the people are John Green types. You know who they are right away...they can't handle their alcohol, they run their mouths and/or loud mouths about everything, they think they are tough...they are nothing but pure white trash that ruin events for the rest of the fans.

What happened that night at the Pistons game was wrong on BOTH sides--are we not adults? This jerk off, Green, trying to make himself out to be the victim is a fucking joke. We are going to find out everything that is jammed into his closet full of skeletons soon enough. I am sure the 3 DUI's are just the beginning. People who behave so irresponsibly and irrationally usually have a long history of it by the time they reach the age of 39.

I just hate people like this who ruin the fun of attending a game/sporting event for everyone else. It is to the point that a football or baseball and now basketball games are unfit for children to attend. Some of my best childhood memories are of when my dad took us to games. If I had kids, I would never take them and expose them to the John Green's of the world...and there are alot of them.

Posted by Cass P at November 24, 2004 8:58 AM

In combat sports like boxing and (real) wrestling, the overwhelming majority of the athletes have great respect for each other. Most of the corporate sports are far different. Vote with your feet, wallet, browser, and credit cards.

Posted by Eddie at November 24, 2004 9:57 AM

There is a fine line between being that funny guy in the stands that throws the occasional barb or quip out and being that guy who is ruining the atmosphere of the sports game. When I was at a KC v. Red Sux game, we were seated next to the Red Sux bullpen. One person seemed to have a quite comedic mouth on him. Throwing out very humorous insults to Mike timlin and others. I was laughing and others were too. The guy eventually stopped when asked to by the near by security guard. It all comes down to respecting the game, people in the game and respecting those around you.

Posted by Jayhaux at November 24, 2004 10:13 AM

Basically, anyone who threw a punch during this debacle is a problem. I don't think this guy should be allowed to attend another NBA game ever, on top of any criminal action taken against him.

Posted by Mike at November 24, 2004 11:01 AM

Here is a good example of how athletes and stadium officials can properly handle fans who get out of line-
http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/14919122?source=PA&ct=5
What do you think Artest's reaction would have been to this guy?

Posted by Dave S at November 24, 2004 11:54 AM

And yet....once, sitting in our season ticket seats at a Blackhawks game, there sat behind us a group of increasingly rowdy 20-something men. There was beer drinking, and there was some (relatively) minor cursing, and the boys and I looked at each other and rolled our eyes. Until about the middle of the 2nd period, when the beer really started to kick in and they started to get obnoxious and the language constantly foul.

I finally turned around and said, 'hey, guys, i got little kiddos here. can you watch the language while you're watching the game? please?'

And they stopped. That's all it took- a gentle reminder that there were others in the arena besides them, and that swearing non-stop isn't okay in public. Sometimes I think that we forget to ask for good behaviour- my experience with the boys and pro sports events is that when I've asked, I've received.

Just another viewpoint......

Posted by lucy at November 24, 2004 12:35 PM

Great post Paul. I'm glad they were able to identify this guy and I hope he (and all the other holigans, both fans and players) are punished appropriately.

This is way before our time, but I'm sure most of you have seen footage from baseball games back in the 30's and 40's, right? You know, when everyone in the stands looked like they were wearing suits and dresses and generally seemed to have some self respect (I'm sure there exceptions).

How did we go from that to what we have today...fans and players fighting...fights in the bullpen...fans jumping on the field to assault coaches...stabbing people. I know it's only sports, but isn't it at least a little bit of a reflection on our society in general?

Posted by Nick at November 24, 2004 1:39 PM

Sorry Paul, I should have put that on the forum...my bad.

Posted by Nick at November 24, 2004 1:40 PM

And how did they identify this jerk-off so quickly? He's the former neighbor of the Detroit District Attorney.

Posted by CJ at November 24, 2004 2:24 PM

I am glad to see that the young men that were ruining the hockey game for Lucy and her family kindly refrained from their negative behavior when asked. This is not the norm. I don't agree with the fact that we should ASK for good behavior from stranngers. As children we are raised to behave, period, not only when it is asked for.

If I asked for good behavior at an Eagles game, you would be reading about my dismembered body strewn through the Linc. This insane behavior exists all over the stadium regardless of the fact if you have premium seats or nose bleed seats.

Posted by Cass P at November 24, 2004 4:06 PM

Cass, that's really got me to thinking- because I've asked hooligans (and I do agree with you that you shouldn't have to ask!) to pipe down/chill out when I've been with the boys and I've never been disappointed. Maybe it's the mother-with-young-boys persona, maybe it's living in the midwest, maybe it's the box seats?

For goodness' sake, though, if they'd tear you limb to limb- don't do it!!!

Posted by lucy at November 24, 2004 5:38 PM

The overall quality of the Philadelphia sports fans is pretty much consists of 75% of the John Green types, Lucy. Trust me...it sucks. I have premium seats for the Eagles and the trash is everywhere. Philly fans are infamous for their shitty attitudes and behavior that reflects such.

Now the exception to the rule in Philly is the Flyers. I personally find that attending Flyers games is much more enjoyable, as the fans are more dignified. Therefore, I don't mind paying a shitload for my season tickets, since apparently that keeps the trash out. God, I miss hockey.

Posted by Cass P at November 26, 2004 4:24 AM
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