You'll be missed in your absence...don't be gone long. And remember I'm quite a few beers in right now, so I have no idea what I'm saying.

Don't worry, man. I've written many a blog post when I could barely type. The secret, though, is not admitting it.

I mean, you don't walk into work and scream, "Man, am I hung over!"

I figure downtime won't be longer than a week. I'll try to get everything switched over ASAP. If I lose a single Rodney Dangerfield post, I'm gonna blow a gasket.

You could be in a Mormon library and still find porn, Paul.

Just to keep you honest, I verified said porno information. I am pleased to report that Paul remains an accurate source of valuable information.

i lost all of my pre-october 2003 archives when i tried switching hosts using my own stupid brain last year. hope that helps!

Now what am I supposed to do to avoid my Physics homework?

I mean, you don't walk into work and scream, "Man, am I hung over!"

Your not supposed to do that? I better make a note to remember that.

I don't have to yell "Man, I am hungover" since hangovers make me look like I have been run over by a tractor trailer and then it backed up over me to see what it hit.

Since the gray wet PK shirt isn't working, I will send wet Yankee shirt pic when you are up and running again.

Hmmm... Red Sox go up 2-0 in the World Series and Paul "moves?"

J/K... come back soon. No one does pop culture rants like you. Frankie the parrot??? Are you kidding me!?!?