THE ONLY THING WORTH WATCHING AT THE DEBATE
The Bush daughters arrive and were awaiting patiently to see the premiere of "Shall We Dance?". Jenna asked if she could go get some popcorn while Barbara was confused as why her daddy was in front of the movie screen.
In what appears to be a horrific vaginal slip up, Jenna Bush tries desperately to re-adjust her Madam’s Butterfly without using her hands. Next time Jenna should get a few pointers from mom and sis who seem to have everything strapped on correctly...
and from what I can tell, both Babs and Laura look to be enjoying every second of this final debate.
The Bush women laugh at the rule of etiquette which states that a lady crosses her ankles, never her legs. "I'm no lady!" declared Jenna Bush.
Barbara looks on as Jenna attempts to strike up a game of "footsie" with the man seated to her left. He is not amused.
Damn, I wish I hadn't eaten all those tacos, maybe if I just squeak one out, nobody will notice!
Watching Daddy drink all that water makes me have to tinkle, but the best strat-eg-ery is to smile and hope no one will notice.
The Bush ladies wait in anticipation for Gallagher's 30th anniversary show. Soon after this picture was taken they were completely covered in fruit... bitches!!
Barbara, Laura, and Jenna Bush, all fondly reminiscing about their weekends with Bill O'Reilly.
"Oh shit, Cheney's daughter is coming over to talk to us."
Sorry, I can't get over the long legs.
LMAO...I love Dan Rice's caption!
Not to go off topic but--thanks for the PK shirt. I am a willing participant in sending in a wet pic, but the shirt is gray and I don't know how much nipplage you will see. Thanks! I love it!
"Secret service men do it with bigger guns."
This photographer was trying to see if Jenna was really 'Pro Bush' or not until she crossed her legs before the flash went off.
Commenting after the debate Jenna said "my Daddy knows the truth"
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Jenna: "Hey Mom, If I twist my legs around like this, can you guess what I am?"
Laura: "No dear, what are you?"
Jenna: "I am a pretzel, just like the one dad almost choked on a few years ago."
gotta go gotta go gotta go right now...
Jenna Bush, pictured right, purposefully shows off just enough leg to make you momentarily forget the undeniable fact that she's future fat.
I know I hid those nip bottles somewhere down here...
That's right girls. Keep your legs squeezed together like this or you end up with a hanging chad!!!
I think I saw this in "Paris Does Bush"
"First Lady Laura Bush watches the third 2004 presidential debate with her twin daughters, Barbara (left) and Jenna. Barbara was impressed with her dad's 'hard work' on stage, while Jenna thought the format was a bit long, saying, 'I really had to go pee.'"
THE ONLY THING WORTH WATCHING AT THE DEBATE
Posted by at October 14, 2004 11:37 AM