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Friday, October 1, 2004

First Thing's First: Yanks Win Seventh Straight AL East Title
Stop the presses (on those Red Sox "division champs" t-shirts) and start spreading the news: For the 42nd time since 1921 — and seventh year in a row — the Yankees have finished the regular season in first place.

That's just the first step, of course. We celebrate division titles like Bill Gates celebrates bonus checks. But out of 14 American League teams that went out every day from April through September looking to win, we won the most.

If it seems like 11 years ago when MLB playoffs were held without the Yankees, it's because it was. Back in 1993, we had reporters in Waco, Michael Jordan's first retirement, the Lorena Bobbatt trial, the final episode of Cheers, the Blue Jays were unstoppable, Jack McDowell led the led the AL in shutouts, Joe Carter was the game's highest-paid player at $5.5 million, and that asswipe wouldn't let me into Feagan's bar at Syracuse University because I was only 20. What a crappy year.

My, how times have changed. Congratulations to the Yankees for keeping the division title in the family.

Oh, and to all you Yankees-haters who posted comments all summer long about the exaggerated "demise" of the Yankees, choke on a fat one. I never count those chickens, and you shouldn't have either.

Highlight From Thursday's Post-Game Celebration: YES network reporter Suzyn Waldman tried to get a good quote out of Gary Sheffield by asking him, "How does this feel? It's been a long time for you." Yeah, it's been as long for him as it's been for Derek Jeter. The guy was on the Braves' NL East-winning team in 2003.

Other Sports Links:

SI.com's George: Twins Will Win World Series — In introducing his latest power rankings, Dan George writes, "You heard it here first: The Twins will win the World Series." Uh-huh. Does he really, really think the Twins are the best option to win the World Series, having to go through either (and likely both) the Yankees and Red Sox just to have a 50-50 shot, at best, to beat the NL rep? If the 2004 MLB playoffs were played 20 times, would George pick the Twins to win the most World Series? No. A classic media move — make a bold pick that no one will call you out on if it doesn't work. And if you get lucky, you get to brag. Which is why you preface picks with "You heard it here first."

John Donovan's Season in Review — SI.com's senior writer reflects on the biggest stories of the year. Strangely, the word steroids does not appear. What does appear, however, is a note that the Mets have the fourth-highest payroll in baseball. But, hey, if you wanna finish ahead of the Expos, it's gonna cost money.

Fox Pre-Game: Read it and Weep — Not the most intriguing of Phil Mushnick's columns, but ya gotta give the New York Post media critic credit for taking FOX to task when he works for the same company (Newscorp).

Cashman to the Expos? — Buster Olney on the possibility of the Yankees' GM going to work for the new Washington club, one that hasn't played baseball in 34 years yet still won a World Series (1924) more recently than the Red Sox (1918) or Cubs (1908).

Madden 2005 Fantasy Draft Advice — An in-depth strategy guide on how to start your new franchise in the ultra-popular football video game. My advice is to load up on linebackers and safeties first, limiting your chances of ever having to play from behind.

Freddy Sez Home Page — That old super-fan who carries a pan, spoon and colorful, optimistic sign to every Yankees game is online. He's also an Upper West Sider, though I don't think he lives in one of the Trump Place buildings down the block.

The Greatest NFL Coaches Ever — An ESPN.com Page 2 list. I was surprised to see Bill Walsh as low as No. 6, considering he was not only successful but influential. But when you're comparing multiple-NFL title winners, you're really splitting hairs. A nice, little write-up on how great John Madden was on the sideline. The guy produced big-time.

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Comments: First Thing's First: Yanks Win Seventh Straight AL East Title

Yanks and Cards in the Fall Classic? Things they need to do in order for that to happen.

-- Yanks just need to play strong. (an obvious comment..you would think I was John Madden)

-- Cards need to synchronize their hitting and pitching. Lately its been either one or the other.

Posted by Hallas at October 1, 2004 9:14 AM

Anyone who's ever read my stuff (blog or comments here) knows that I love the Twins as much as Paul loves the Yankees. Even I think that Dan George is full of crap. If the Twins win, its a miracle. I believe we have the best rotation in the playoffs, but the gaps in the lineup (the middle infield pretty much) leave the offense too impotent to pose a ligitmate threat to anyone of the caliber of the Cardinals or Yankees. Having said that, I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by The 7th Angel at October 1, 2004 10:31 AM

No mention of last night's presidential debate? Maybe Paul thinks the results of the election is as inevitable as the Yanks making the playoffs - the team with the most money, wins.

I thought it was an incredible event because George Bush for the FIRST TIME in 4 years had to stand there and answer questions about his record. Which he proved to everyone, for once and for all, was indefensible.

Did you notice the stammering? The glazed look in his eyes and long pauses? And all he managed to croak out like a broken record was "mixed messages" and "it's hard work".

Yessir, being President is hard work - made harder by alienating your friends and emboldening your enemies, while exhausting your resources. Are you sure you still want the job? That's alright, we've found a stronger candidate to fill the position.

Posted by Ed at October 1, 2004 11:36 AM

Blah, blah, blah...

Repubs say: Bush killed him. Kerry is a horse-faced loser who waffles and won't protect America.

Dems say: Kerry killed him. Bush is a smirking monkey who can't see the reality in front of him and has made America less safe.

I've heard it all before... I imagine it's why Paul chose to blog about something more interesting.

I don't think the Yankees have the weapons to win in the AL this year. Starting pitching will be their downfall. Twins actually have a better chance this year than past years. Santana is a stud and their lineup has much more pop. Bottom line: Pedro and Schilling may be enough for the BoSox to make it to the big dance... where they'll inevitably blow it.

Posted by CJ at October 1, 2004 11:59 AM

GO YANKEES!! YEAH!!!! AL EAST CHAMPS!!!!

GO DIAMONDBACKS
GO ANGELS
GO MARLINS
GO CARDINALS?????

(Note From Paul: Ya know, ALL CAPS makes you louder, but not smarter. This is as dumb as chanting 20-00! 20-00! at a game.)

Posted by g at October 1, 2004 12:07 PM

1. The Twins. — Played three close games in New York. Lost all three. Have won 10 less games than the Yankees playing 19 games each against Kansas City, Detrot, Cleveland and the White Sox. Scare me no worse than any other potential AL playoff team. Got a shot? Of course.

2. The Debate — Leave it to the Yanks to play a tight game when I wanna watch something else. So I was flipping channels like a madman. Looked like a trial, with Kerry coming out with 12 boxes of papers in "The Trial against George Bush." He did what was expected of him: thrash Bush on potential statemanship, sounding and looking more confident and knowledgeable, promising to strengthen our political ties with other members of the free world. Bush did what was expected of him: Say he's done the best he can for the country by making some tough decisions, many of which he wasn't alone in making.

I was glad to see it wasn't a snippy affair, rather a quite substantial discussion. I hope the swing voters got something out of it.

Posted by Paul Katcher at October 1, 2004 12:20 PM

Ouch. That Washington comment stung. I don't think those years should count when the team can't even survive through them- the Cubs and the Red Sox were, at least, playing in the eighties and nineties while the Washington Whatevers were......where? Hell, almost everybody has won a World Series since the Cubs-defunct team or not.

I suppose I'm happy that you're happy about the Yankees. That's as good as you're going to get from me, sore loser that I am right now....

Posted by lucy at October 1, 2004 12:34 PM

If you go to CNN.com they have the their version of " When Candidates mess up". Its a video of defunct debates and mistakes by prez hopefuls.

And take it from me...ALL CAPS is not a good way to make friends on the net. Paul and others seem intelligent and dont need larger letters to help them read.

Posted by Hallas at October 1, 2004 12:41 PM

Oh my God I'm so sick of hearing Red Sox fans bitch about their team. Admit to yourself they suck and move on.

Like to more important things like me being on top of Paul in the football pool. I gotta say I'm impressed with myself.

Posted by Livia at October 1, 2004 2:09 PM

thanks for the "netiquette" lesson guys, I appreciate it. My post was very serious, and I should have thought about the way to convey my thoughts most effectively.

Posted by g at October 1, 2004 6:06 PM

I don't know if you've heard the news yet Paul, but the Twins will be in NY for games 1 and 2 of the ALDS. I'd suggest getting tickets for when Johan pitches, it's truly a sight to be seen. I'm trying to get to game 3 or 4 at the Dome, but none of my friends want to go with me. Well, here's to a great series.

Posted by The 7th Angel at October 3, 2004 5:55 PM

I hope it's as great as last year's series. Certainly the pressure is on the Twins to win Game 1 with Santana. I expect the Stadium to rock. We shall see.

Posted by Paul Katcher at October 3, 2004 8:20 PM

The Yankees and Braves are in the playoffs again? Yawn. Wake me when the baseball season is over. Unfortunately once football ends, I don't have hockey this year. Sigh.

Posted by Pat at October 4, 2004 12:32 AM
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