10 to 1 the Pope eats it.

I'll take that bet!

Jeez, Paul, you sure do like to play with fire. I'm not even going to try to think one up!

That Haley Clark has a tight ass.

"Psst! Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Hindu and the muslim...."

Scooby and Shaggy were shocked when the mask was pulled off to find out that it hadn't been the Pope terorizing the Old Johnson place, but Mr. Willowbee, the groundskeeper.

you can't pick your family but you can pick your nose.

or

He proves he CAN pick a winner.

Pope John Paul II seen here breaks his eighth ammonia capsule trying desperately to keep himself awake (and alive) for the 7 hour Easter Mass which he will say in 35,000 different languages including Latin, Algonquian and DRIBBLY-DROOL.

B 7 that one was b 7. Oops I heard a BINGO from the back, yes we have a winner. Now remember if I pick a red one that's also a winner.

POPE WAS ATTACKED YESTERDAY BY HIS LEFT HAND. WHEN ASKED,THE RIGHT HAND "HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE LEFT ONE WAS DOING. SAYING THE LEFT ONE HAD ALWAYS BEEN THE BAD SEED." THE POPE'S FACE WAS MILDY DAMAGED. WHEN QUESTION AS TO THE REASON WHY, THE LEFT HAND RESPONDED WITH "I WAS TIRED OF BEING LEFT OUT WHEN THE POPE WOULD PLAY SOCK PUPPETS. HE WOULD ALWAYS USE "RIGHTY". WHEN IT CAME TO BLESSING PEOPLE..."RIGHTY" AGAIN. BUT WHEN IT COMES WIPING HIS ASS.HEY LOOK WHO IT IS? LEFTY." THE LEFT HAND HAS BEEN DETAINED FOR FURTHER QUESTIONING.

(i probably took this further than it should have)

"I got your daily bread right here, BEEYOTCH"

"The booger of Christ"

"Man, my nuts smell!"

"The power of Christ compels me!"

Athens, Greece (AP) -- This photo snapped just moments before John Paul II made a cranking motion with his right hand to reveal the international symbol for 'you're number one' also known as F.U. to the crowd who thought he was just going to pick his nose.
When questioned later Pope John Paul II said, "It is a religious symbol passed on to me by Paul Katcher of the United States, bless him for he has sinned".

How does a nearly blind pope know when he's done wiping?

This bugger is killing me

I just it's about time to pick someone to succeed me.

"Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost -- Who digs the deepest, chews the most!"

ive heard of holy water, holy hell hole, and holy shit. but never, and i mean never have i heard of holy snot!

Wha... Halle Berry is single? Maybe I can... aw f*&K!!!

How did Father Steven do that? ...There are no quarters in my nose.

You can't pick your God, but you can pick your nose. (there's only one God people)