Coincidentally, after Mayor Bloomberg's dip in the Valentine Pool in Queens, the pool had to be cleared and drained when pool employees discovered the presence of a large amount of fecal matter in the pool.
"Somebody did a doody!" said Joey Spinior, 5, who was swimming in the pool when the incident occurred. "Maybe the Mayor doesn't know you're supposed to go potty before you get in the pool, and he couldn't hold it, or maybe that's why he wore that big shirt, to hide it." suggested his sister, Therese, 6.
Mayor Bloomberg's office released a statement denying he fouled the pool with the ill-timed release of excrement, but a source in the Mayor's office did confirm that the Mayor seemed "in an unusually relaxed mood" after leaving the pool.
Joey and Therese only know that the can't go swimming at the pool for a few days, and, says Joey, "If the Mayor comes again, I'm getting out of the pool quick. I don't want any doody of his on me!"
Unfazed by the drowning youth right in front of him, Mayor Bloomberg rushes to the other side of the pool to hang with his homies and grope some underage girls.
It's good to be Mayor
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, in a preview of what to expect at the upcoming Republican Convention, is here shown participating in a wet T-shirt contest with a group of underage youths.
"Republicans like titties, too," said the billionaire mayor. "And I welcome all the working girls who we hear are coming from around the world to the Big Apple to have a big ball at our convention," he added. "It will give our economy just the rise we need."
Marco...... Polo......
Marco...... Polo......
I don't go anywhere with out my LifeAlert!
Brothers and Sisters, come to Jesus!
Note to self: Ask Jesus for refund on hydrophobic feet
In an attempt to show that not everyone was angry with his latest anti-smoking campaign -- namely, flooding New York City to a height of four feet of water in order to extinguish all lit cigarettes -- Mayor Bloomberg went for a relaxing swim in what was formerly Central Park's Great Lawn.
Bloomberg is Hebrew for hippie
why are these people not wearing white polos as i am?
well, i'm rich bitch.
"Having just returned from New Orleans sporting a chain of beads for his Guys Gone Wild performance, New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg takes the ceremonial first piss in Bobby Valentine Pool in Queens.
Coincidentally, after Mayor Bloomberg's dip in the Valentine Pool in Queens, the pool had to be cleared and drained when pool employees discovered the presence of a large amount of fecal matter in the pool.
"Somebody did a doody!" said Joey Spinior, 5, who was swimming in the pool when the incident occurred. "Maybe the Mayor doesn't know you're supposed to go potty before you get in the pool, and he couldn't hold it, or maybe that's why he wore that big shirt, to hide it." suggested his sister, Therese, 6.
Mayor Bloomberg's office released a statement denying he fouled the pool with the ill-timed release of excrement, but a source in the Mayor's office did confirm that the Mayor seemed "in an unusually relaxed mood" after leaving the pool.
Joey and Therese only know that the can't go swimming at the pool for a few days, and, says Joey, "If the Mayor comes again, I'm getting out of the pool quick. I don't want any doody of his on me!"
Posted by lucy at July 9, 2004 11:37 AM