As for the photos, they're pretty funny, if only because, well, Ron Jeremy is in them. Nothing, though, can compare to the time I saw him and Joey Buttafuoco appearing together on their friend Al Goldstein's NYC public-access TV show. Together I bet they've been kicked out of every restaurant along the Eastern seaboard.

How this guy carved out a decades-long career being paid to have sex with hot women is one of the most puzzling mysteries of modern times, along with me not puking after 12 shots and eight hot dogs on my 30th birthday and the pairing of a washed up Vince Neil and Heidi Mark.

Some of the better photos from Ronnie's collection include:

With Carrot Top | With Clarence Clemons | With Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't wasted enough time at work yet, take a loot at Jeremy's credits on IMDB.com. Over 800 film appearances, for god's sake, including roles in Tales from the Crapper, 21 Hump Street, Good the Bad and the D-Cups, The Worst Porno Ever Made with the Best Sex and The Flintbones, which I swear I saw in college and was basically scarred by it for life.

Ronnie also starred as Enorm Peterson in Smeers, a parody of a certain Boston-based NBC comedy. Other characters in the film include Slam Malone and Crazier Brain.

Other Web Finds:

• Guy's Guys: The Top 10 Movie Icons — ESPN.com Page 3's list inspired by the passing of Marlon Brando, who checks in at No. 6. I would've had Dick Butkus at No. 1, but we've been over this like 100 times.

• What's Your Sexual Personality? — I got Tiger, which I guess is pretty good. The page is surrounded by about 1,000 XXX links, so watch out if you're viewing from work. If not, have fun.

• White Castle Hamburgers Recipe — Again, to completely mirror the experience, you must install bullet-proof glass in your kitchen. (Thanks, Cass)

• Michael Moore's Blog — He's had an active website for quite some time, but the controversial filmmaker finally has a blog. Funny how he's got a link to The Onion in a section called "Check out the real news..."

• You Don't Want My Ex — Tales of warning from jilted lovers.

• Play 20 Questions Against Your Computer — Choose your animal, mineral or vegetable and try to stump the program. I tried hedgehog and it guessed groundhog. Close enough!