Mr. McDonald has maintained his innocence throughout, claiming the authorities have failed to follow up on information leading to the Hamburglar.

"Why the Grimace?"

That's going to have me giggling all day. 8-)

On a short hiatus from court appearances and working in the studio - Michael Jackson found time to have some more facial work done

When asked by local media why he was at scaring all the kids at the local shopping mall, Ronald McDonald replied "Thats the last time I listen to Bob in accounting. He had me convinced that I had to go test market our new Happy Meal, 'The McDonald Salami'. It seems the kids didnt really like the special prize."

Why Ronald cried as he said goodbye
He learned the hard way what wouldn’t fly

Because he showed her little ronnie could be super sized
She only had to rub it against her thighs

She then told him her age
Now he’s on his way to a cage

Ronald denied bail; Health Officials say "special sauce" is all protein and consuming "may be gross" but not a health hazard.

Ronald reacts as he is taken to receive his McTossed Salad at Rikers

How was I supposed to know the kid didn't want MY special sauce on his Big Mac?

-Now the guys in jail will have a "happy meal" to snack on.

"Ronald earns his red wings but gets a "go to jail card" in the process."

Farewell to Auld Ireland: Ronald deported for crimes against potatos

Hey Ronald where are those dogs and cats in the neighborhood
Man, this burger really tastes good. What's the secret recipe
Oh, no, it can't be
I heard they're opening a McDonalds in China, Korea, and Vietnam
Guess what's on the menu
Barking burgers
Burgers that meow when you eat them

Freak!!! She said she was legal