It pays to have Yankees fans as friends. NYCBP.com emperor Kevin Fitzpatrick is allotting 10 tickets to his Thursday, May 27 Fleet Week Booze Cruise to be given away free to PK.com visitors.
Unfortunately, I can't make this one. I have a prior engagement to help my co-ed charity football team, Chico's Bail Bonds, win Best Drinking Team for Zog Sports. But, for those who can make the booze cruise, here's what it entails:
The three-hour Manhattan tour aboard Marco Polo Cruises' Half Moon sets sail at 7 p.m. Get there early to avoid being left ashore and cursing your bad fortune, just like fans of the Sacramento Kings and Philadelphia Flyers.
The bartenders are Carmit and Timmie. Among sexiest bartending teams in New York, this Israeli-Hungarian connection has the cachet of Lewis & Clark, Smith & Wesson, Jameson & Jeremy. Let's take a look at their fine work at last summer's booze cruise: Paul's Photos | Kevin's Photos
The cruise features a cash bar, so you'll pay reasonable prices for drinks. But through Kevin's generous offer, you'll be skipping the $20 boarding fee. So you'll be touring Manhattan island snapping great photos of downtown and getting a glimpse under Lady Liberty's skirt for nothing. The Circle Line tourists wish they had it so good.
Kevin says over 100 tickets have been sold, around 40 of which have been purchased by a bachelorette party being thrown for some chick from New Orleans. Bring the beads, I guess. (This is the part of the post where I curse god for not allowing me to be in two places at once.)
Complete details at NYCBP.com.
So, how do you score a free ticket or two? Just e-mail me at paul@paulkatcher.com with your full name and I'll hook you up. Meet Kevin at the dock and you'll be on the list of VIPs. How easy is that? All I want in return is to see your photos. And maybe you can pimp my site on the boat, too. Oh, and spread the Gospel of Steinbrenner after a few shots.
And Now I Need Your Help
Upon returning from a long weekend visiting friends in the sticks driving to bars, cooking and washing dishes with my own hands, shopping in a Wal-Mart I found more than 6,300 spam comments, from the same source selling Viagra and the like, that have all but ruined my individual entry archives. I've tried everything I know to stop them banning IP addresses and URLs with MT-Blacklist, even disallowing comments altogether. It's not working, the comments are still being posted, and I view this spam attack as a crime against the work I've done since this site went to a blog format in December 2003.
Anyone have advice on how to clear this shit? I'm not talking 5 or 10 comments. That I've been dealing with for over a year. I'm talking 6,300. (Update: I was able to delete 1,000 comments at a time using MT-Blacklist. What a pain in the ass. I didn't deserve this.)
I would also like to pursue legal action. Anyone know a lawyer who specializes in Internet attacks? It's not so much that I have to retain the interactive value of mostly dormant archives, but we can't lose the medium to this unethical bullshit.
Monday Link Dump:
Syracuse Lacrosse Headed to 22nd Straight Final Four I was in transit as Steve Vallone scored with just six seconds left to break a 7-7 tie with Georgetown. And the streak continues. In other lacrosse news, Princeton advanced to the national semis with an overtime victory over Maryland. The Tigers are an incredible 23-0 in NCAA play in games against teams not named Syracuse.
Art of eBay Selling Clear, Precise, Entertaining Another great Internet tool that's been diluted with scammers, but the good still greatly outweighs the bad.
Reunion Shows Bring Back Dallas, One Day at a Time I guess this means Larry Hagman is still alive, huh? That I can handle. But a return to the small screen of Bonnie Franklin and women's lib comedy? Nooooooooo! Can someone send me a tape of the One Day at a Time reunion with everything but the Pat Harrington scenes spliced out? (Thanks, Art)
When I Grow Up, I Want to Wear a Bikini at Auto Shows Fifth-grader Cindy Harris contributes this commentary to The Onion.
The Economics of Music: For the Artist, They're Very Ugly Indeed BookOfJoe.com follows the money for a gold album that sells for $18.98. A five-member group would get $40,250 ... to divide amongst themselves.
Are British Chicks in NYC Looking for Sex With No Strings? The New York Observer is on the scene: "'The standard way of meeting someone in England is you get drunk and meet them at a party and end up snogging them and then you go on a date if you like them,' my new acquaintance Carolyn told me."
9/11 Victims' Families Heckle Giuliani at 9/11 Hearing Sounds like these folks were frustrated by political processes. Certainly, he's not the guy to be most angry at for 9/11.
Lingerie Football League to Kick Off Full contact? Good. Pay-per-view? Bad. Tell me how it goes.
Ouch, Paul. I heard that Sacramento Kings remark and it hurt. I'm still sopping up the tears over their loss.
Posted by Anna at May 24, 2004 8:09 AM