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Monday, May 3, 2004

Europe Trip Update: Venice
Typing away in Lucen, Switzerland with an update about our day in Venice on Sunday.

I thought Venice would be a quiet, classy, romantic place. Instead, it felt more like Times Square than my image of Italy, as it was bustling with thousands of tourists milling about a maze of shops. I had to at least buy something, so now I'm the proud owner of a $300 black-and-gray typical Eurotrash jacket, one of those short F-1 racing-looking things that I'll probably wear twice. I'll have to post pics of me modeling it.

Once the tour buses starting leaving in the late afternoon and evening, it was easier to breathe, and I got a better sense of the place's attraction. We piled the maximum six people into a gondola ride, but at $150 for 45 minutes, as quoted to one American, it's gotta to be, to some, as unsettling as relaxing. A lot of the guys in the group were unimpressed with the place. Even though some of the buildings were absolutely rotting - not to mention the mild stench from the water - I did kinda like Venice. You gotta be in a shopping mood, with breaks for coffee and lunch. Would I take a new bride there for a honeymoon? No fucking way. Unless that's where Alyssa Milano really wants to go. But wouldn't we instead go to Milano?

Afterward, we headed back to our hotel in Noale, where the next-door nightclub was closed, the hotel bar was closed, the fucking town was closed. It was 9:30 p.m. and I had absolutely nothing to do. I walked as far from the hotel as I could and still feel safe, and I don't even think I could have gotten arrested in that town. This was made easier by the fact that I could barely stand up after a 15-hour day of buses, ferries and walking around. So I finished the baseball/business book Moneyball (review to come) and got some well-needed sleep before today's 6:30 a.m. wake-up call.

I just got off a Swiss mountain that produced amazing pictures. Tonight, a booze cruise and clubbing awaits. And then it's off to Paris tomorrow.

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Comments: Europe Trip Update: Venice

PK Welcome Back to the USA Party.
Monday, May 10, 7 pm.
"Paul's Choice" Drink Specials all night.
At:
Bar 44 @ Overlook Lounge, E. 44th Street between Second and Third Aves.

PK will be in some kind of souvenier t-shirt, I'm sure. Slide Show to follow.

Posted by kevin at May 3, 2004 3:12 PM

I loved shopping in Venice, but couldn't take the smell of the water (or the other tourists)either when I was there. Paris blows so find a good bar and get loaded. Traveling abroad made me appreciate the USA so much more because Europe is not as romantic and culturally stimulating as the movies make it out to be. Everyone should visit at least one time in their life, though.

Click your heels and repeat...
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home

Posted by Cass at May 3, 2004 5:14 PM

wtf are you doing on this tour in the first place??

One day per country? that's just stupid.

Posted by g at May 3, 2004 5:40 PM

Stupid? Hardly, and a bit venemous. Returned to the hote from a Swiss club where there exactly zero women other than the ones on our tour, plus plenty of dudes who worked there and got of work. Walked around town and nothing was open. Get me the fuck back home. I'm ready to take on the French.

Posted by Paul Katcher at May 3, 2004 7:56 PM

Paris is great. Don't get all caught up in seeing the Mona Lisa, she's behind so much bulletproof glass that you have a better view in an art book. It wasted half of my day, too! Musee d'Orsay kicks ass!

Posted by Tracy at May 3, 2004 9:07 PM

Run, don't walk, to the rue Mouffetard. You'll be right at the Arenes de Lutece (which are the ruins of a Roman amphitheatre) and smack dab in street market central, used bookstores, the universities.... Also try to hit the St. Germain-des-Pres district, if you can.

The lines at the Louvre are ridiculous, really.

Paris in the Spring...the very best time of year to be there. :-)

Posted by lucy at May 4, 2004 12:44 AM

My point was that you are not going to have a real view of any of these cities by going for one night each on some tour with 30 other people. If you are looking for a mental picture of what the cities are like that is fine, but you probably would have had a much better time if you had gone and spent 3 nights in London, 2 nights in Munich and 2 nights in Paris....without a tour group. How many people that you see on the doubledecker bus tours in NY do you think make it to any of the bars you would recommend to a friend from out of town.....

Posted by g at May 4, 2004 4:16 PM
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