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Friday, April 30, 2004

Europe Trip Update: St. Goar, Germany
It's 6:40 a.m. local time in St. Goar, Germany, along the Rhine River. Lots of castles and other cool shit. I forget what it is that Goar did, but apparently it isn't much. This is clearly just a pit stop between the drugs and sex in Amsterdam and the booze in Munich, in which we'll be hitting a beer garden this afternoon.

So what am I most happy about during this trip? That the Yankees have swept the A's and that Hakim Warrick is coming back for the Orangemen next year. I'm retarded, I know. There are no American sports fans in the group. I will have to spread the gospel of Steinbrenner before I leave.

I had an argument with a guy last night about whether it was Wednesday or Thursday night. That's pretty much our mindset right now. Tell us where to be and when to be there and how much the drinks are.

Upon arriving into town, we had dinner at the hotel, then to a wine tasting event down the street in a 16th century wine cellar (I think, could be 17th or 18th, but 16th sounds better). Then back to the only gig in town, the hotel bar. It was our group and two guys who worked there. There were still 20 of us pounding when they kicked us out around midnight. Early, I know. But time is all relavtive on this trip. I was on my fourth beer at the Heineken brewery in Amsterdam by 11 a.m. yesterday. Afterward, just before our 1 p.m. departure to Germany, a few of us grabbed a beer at Teasers, which is almost like Hooters, except the girls dance on the bar and are pretty much wearing thongs. I have some pictures from that experience that you might enjoy.

Well, looks like it's time to grab another so-so meal before going to a beer stein exhibit. Only there won't be drinking. Which is a downer, but the beer garden in Munich awaits.

Other things to look forward to: ride to the top of the Swiss Alps, gondola ride in Venice and a trip atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris. We also have an optional excursion to see the Moulin Rouge for 130 Euro, but I passed. Might dedicate that time to taking pictures instead. Or looking for French sluts.

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Comments: Europe Trip Update: St. Goar, Germany

Special Request: Please look out for Claudia Neidig. She deserves a Best Supporting Actress nod next year on PK.com for her scene-stealing role as "Claudia, Rusty's German Girl".

If you happen to run into her at the Beer Garden, please inform her that a whole generation of American Teenagers spent hours rewinding her 5 sec clip when she pulls down her St. Pauli's Girl outfit.

It remains to this day: a bright, shining, magical moment in my life when I realized (perhaps for the first time) that I'm genetically hard-wired to whorey blonds who like beer and taking their tops off for dorks.

Posted by Ed at April 30, 2004 2:28 AM

That's Rusty's German Girl from European Vacation - sorry for any confusion. I'm still so mesmerized, I just assume everyone knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by Ed at April 30, 2004 2:33 AM

the moulin rouge IS all about french sluts. same neighborhood as most of them sas well.

Posted by g at April 30, 2004 8:47 AM

I hope you took the opportunity to try the 'Dopplebock' beer. Alcohol content of 7.5% and it will knock your head off after about five pints, paralyse you after eight!

Posted by Rich at April 30, 2004 10:09 AM

Paul,

Having taken a bus tour as a teen and backpacked through Europe in my 20s, I advise you and a tour buddy to break away from the pack, to drink at local bars or sightsee off the beaten path, as much as possible to get more than the narrow, sterile view of the world presented by bus tours.

Posted by Larry at April 30, 2004 11:03 AM

Venice. By then hopefully you will have your eye on at least one of the hot young thangs on the trip. Take a gondola ride with her and you are damn near guaranteed getting some. Nothing more romantic that the smelly dirty Canals of Venice in a tiny boat. Dont fall in, you might catch something worse than any Amsterdam whore could give you. Enjoy!

Posted by Ayan at April 30, 2004 12:00 PM

Well, well, well. I didn't even check your site because I never fathomed the possibility that Paul Katcher might actually blog. Heavens forfend!!

I'm amused that your three posts have all been in the early, early morning. Isn't that when you're usually going to bed?? Perhaps that explains the confusion over the day of the week. At any rate, I second Larry's advice: Live free. Break from the constraints of the tour itinerary and sneak away to see the 'real' parts of the cities you are in. At least try.

I'm bummed that all you've done is drink (too much) and ogle pretty girls (without doing too much about it) and keep up with the Yankees. You didn't even have to leave New York for that, silly! Go forth! Conquer! See the (abbreviated) world!

Make the rest of your tour stops be places that will remember with secret fondness and public shame the time when Paul Katcher brought to them his own version of vini, vidi, vici!

And don't schlep the whores. You can get those diseases back home, too. ;-)

Posted by lucy at April 30, 2004 2:16 PM

Speaking of Americn sports, let's venture into King Sport for a second.....


What's up with your boys??

Phillip Rivers, and 3 more draft picks (including next years 1st rounder), for........... a quarterback with a better name?

Rivers is a 4 year starter, 4 year bowl game winner, played at a better school in a better conference and put up better numbers, every year. And now they've gotten rid of Collins, who at the very least could've mentored for a year.

As I see it, you gave up the best QB in the draft for the third best and got housed on extra picks.... with Plan B, "The Bachelor".

WTF??

Oh, and to top it off, Eli is already a whiny-bitch-diva before he even hits training camp. Nice move guys.

Posted by Johnny FlopBoot at April 30, 2004 3:04 PM

Losing the group at each stop is your best bet at this point. Doesn't sound like you are really taking in the places you are visiting. No sports fans on the tour? How un-American of them! Good thing that they are at least drinkers.

France sucks. Enjoy Le Tour Eiffel because that is the only interesting thing in the whole fucking country, except for the wine. Moulin Rouge is a waste of your coin.

Have a safe trip home:)

Posted by Cass at April 30, 2004 6:31 PM
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