Former Yankee supporter Paul Katcher is seen here outing himself for the first time. "It's so good to just be honest about who I am and to shout to the world, 'Yes, I AM a Mets fan!' It's the most natural thing in the world, and I won't let other people make me feel ashamed anymore."
"McKocksmall swallowed five — the entire starting infield, plus one batboy."
This might be the most UNfunny thing that I have ever read on any website.
Why? I wondered if people would think it was anti-gay. My track record proves I'm not. Of course, I would have written the same if the painted fan was a woman, and that wouldn't have made me anti-heterosexual.
Then again, it could just be unfunny, which I'm perfectly capable of.
Mets new Rally Monkey celebrates during a July 4th Weekend sweep of the hated Yankees.
In a related story: Derek Jeter and A-Rod console themselves playing "hide the Louisville Slugger" in the visitors locker-room.
It wasn't "unfunny"... maybe just moderately amusing ;-)
AAAahhhhhhh!! Look into my eyes! Have you Mets my fists of fury??!
-Sluggo says.
I agree, this is the least funny thing I have seen on this website. As neither a Mets or Yankees fan, I say enough already. But then again, Paul its your site so do what you want with it.
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Paul's Response: Wow, thanks for a negative, anonymous comment. Appreciate you letting me do whatever I want on my own site, though.
I posted that pic at like 3 a.m. after seeing a friend's band that didn't get off till around 2 a.m. It was either than or nothing. This is, after all, just a hobby.
From the Memento DVD deleted scenes section:
FADE IN. Leonard awakes, wearing a red sweatshirt. He is confused. He steps toward the mirror and gazes in it, his brow furrowing.
Leonard: ...stem...?
Greg, You're just mad Paul found your picture.
"Hey! I'm an ass!"
(simple.)
"doh like gooo mets, mmmm yup"
Don't listen to them PK, I found the 'swallowed five' comment quite amusing. However, I think Ed kicked some ass with his 'Hide the Louisville slugger' comment.
Although most of baseball already believed it, today paulkatcher.com offered irrefutable proof that Mets fans are idiots.
"good, get closer to the camera..good...now they won't see how few people are here."
Another escapee from the psych unit
Alert, mental patient on the loose
"Mets fan Joe McKocksmall celebrates Idiot Day 2004 at Shea Stadium. New York rewarded free admission to anyone who could fit five or more ballpark weiners in his mouth at one time. McKocksmall swallowed five — the entire starting infield, plus one batboy."
Former Yankee supporter Paul Katcher is seen here outing himself for the first time. "It's so good to just be honest about who I am and to shout to the world, 'Yes, I AM a Mets fan!' It's the most natural thing in the world, and I won't let other people make me feel ashamed anymore."
Posted by bhw at April 22, 2004 9:38 AM