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Sunday, April 4, 2004

Review: Liz Phair at Roseland Ballroom
On the way in, they were handing out free condoms and pamphlets titled "50 Things You Should Know About STDs." The show opened with "Blowjob Queen" and ended with "Hot White Cum." And I downed plenty of beers in the middle. Nope, I wasn't at the Adult Video News Awards in Las Vegas. It was Liz Phair in concert, right here in New York City.

I'm not the biggest Liz Phair fan in the world — I'm just not familiar enough with her stuff — but those who are are steadfast in their belief that "the old stuff" is so much better. Kinda the way 10th graders feel about O-Town. So they cringed with embarrassment when Ms. Phair the MILF played "Extraordinary" and "Why Can't I" off her latest self-titled album, but had no problem singing along to "Fuck and Run" in front of total strangers.

Someone remind me again why 2 Live Crew ran into so much trouble with their lyrics? Oh, that's right, they were a group of black guys and not attractive, blonde females.

The show ended up being one of the great values in New York City. After a week in which ticketmaster.com was selling Madonna and Van Halen lower-level rear tickets — not even on the floor — for $165 and $105, respectively, ducats to the Liz Phair show could be had for only $15 outside Roseland Ballroom. Beers inside were only $5, another great deal. So for the same price as getting into MSG to see Madonna, you could have scored a ticket to this show and drank 30 beers to see someone who's every bit of a slut. Or you could have drank only 15 beers and brought along five gay guys to match the Material Girl experience.

In Five Words or Less: Money Well Spent

Liz Phair Links:

Liz Phair's Letter to The New York Times — Liz has her say after Meghan O'Rourke writes in a Times review of her latest album that "[Phair] has committed an embarrassing form of career suicide."

10 Burning Questions With Liz Phair — In an interview with Eric Neel of ESPN.com's Page 3, Phair says a great rock song "has to do with breaking rules," while pop music is "more like comfort food." Not sure I totally agree. While popular, "Back in Black" and "Baba O'Reilly" are great rock tunes that don't exactly shake the foundation of society.

LizPhair.com — Capitol Records' official site. Includes a forum where fans are sharing their thoughts on Saturday night's NYC show.

Liz Phair Images — A simple Google Images search brings up tons of photos for you to do whatever you wanna do with tons of photos of Liz Phair. Ain't my business. I wonder if her son uses this as his computer wallpaper. She's attractive and all, but nowhere near my all-time hot list. Not that it's really relevant to her music, but neither is posing in unbuttoned jeans while grabbing a tit and holding a phallic symbol between one's legs.

Sex Advice From Liz Phair — I've linked to this Nerve.com guest spot before. I can't get into sex-advice columns, though. Figure it out for yourselves, people! Or go rent a porno or something. It's just like real life.

Why I Should Marry Liz Phair — More like Why I Should Leave the House and Meet Women in Real Life.

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Comments: Review: Liz Phair at Roseland Ballroom

"but those who are are steadfast in their belief that "the old stuff" is so much better."

You couldn't have phrased that any better. She is taking the Britney route now, sex kitten = big $$ & more sales.

I don't see her being around in 5 years.

Posted by Chris at April 4, 2004 3:01 PM

I liked a comment I heard one of the producers of her last album made- that Liz Phair had spent a lot of years making music but not a lot of money and, as a single parent, needed to have a commercially viable album. This is not to say, the producer added, that Phair's musical standards were any less, but that her needs were more. Phair realized she could make music AND money- not just one or the other.

That happens when you become of mother: the instant realization that the world doesn't revolve around your wants and needs and whims anymore. Those fans who think she sold out need to grow up. Phair obviously did.

Posted by lucy at April 4, 2004 5:07 PM

She's HOT, her lyrics are relatable to most, she's real, she's funny, and she can pull off a mini skirt like no other.

What's not too like about her? :)

So glad you got to see her babee!

Posted by gnome-girl at April 4, 2004 5:33 PM

What, no pictures?

Posted by tim at April 5, 2004 9:50 AM

Baba O'Reilly doesn't shake the foundations of society? Listen to the words!

Posted by robbo at April 5, 2004 10:42 AM

Yeah, you're right about the Who song. It's pretty rebellious. I guess what I mean was that you can just "rock out," play a little air guitar and whatnot, and not really care about breaking rules or affecting society.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 5, 2004 11:24 AM

I thought she was terrific, but I hadn't heard the last album (I have the other three)until the show at Roseland. I was surprised to see how many yunguns were in the audience. I'm not usually a music snob, but her old stuff really is a lot better.

Exile in Guyville is a really moving album... to me, anyway. Maybe the rawness of it, the pain was something I could relate to at the time it came out.

Posted by Daniella at April 5, 2004 2:43 PM

I read your stuff every day and enjoy it. I have to call bullshit regarding the line, “Someone remind me again why 2 Live Crew ran into so much trouble with their lyrics? Oh, that's right, they were a group of black guys and not attractive, blonde females.” I am all for freedom of speech but those guys didn’t get popped for being black. They got popped because they marketed the music to kids. A Liz Phair fan I am not, but Christ man, don’t bring race into it. Do I think that race could have played a factor in it? Sure. But there are a ton of rappers and singers that aren’t out selling this shit to kids that get away with a lot worse and they are the same color as The Crew. Just thought I would toss that out there.

Posted by Pete at April 6, 2004 12:47 PM

I was actually surprised the Liz Phair show wasn't 18-and-over.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 6, 2004 12:51 PM
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