On the way in, they were handing out free condoms and pamphlets titled "50 Things You Should Know About STDs." The show opened with "Blowjob Queen" and ended with "Hot White Cum." And I downed plenty of beers in the middle. Nope, I wasn't at the Adult Video News Awards in Las Vegas. It was Liz Phair in concert, right here in New York City.
I'm not the biggest Liz Phair fan in the world I'm just not familiar enough with her stuff but those who are are steadfast in their belief that "the old stuff" is so much better. Kinda the way 10th graders feel about O-Town. So they cringed with embarrassment when Ms. Phair the MILF played "Extraordinary" and "Why Can't I" off her latest self-titled album, but had no problem singing along to "Fuck and Run" in front of total strangers.
Someone remind me again why 2 Live Crew ran into so much trouble with their lyrics? Oh, that's right, they were a group of black guys and not attractive, blonde females.
The show ended up being one of the great values in New York City. After a week in which ticketmaster.com was selling Madonna and Van Halen lower-level rear tickets not even on the floor for $165 and $105, respectively, ducats to the Liz Phair show could be had for only $15 outside Roseland Ballroom. Beers inside were only $5, another great deal. So for the same price as getting into MSG to see Madonna, you could have scored a ticket to this show and drank 30 beers to see someone who's every bit of a slut. Or you could have drank only 15 beers and brought along five gay guys to match the Material Girl experience.
In Five Words or Less: Money Well Spent
Liz Phair Links:
Liz Phair's Letter to The New York Times Liz has her say after Meghan O'Rourke writes in a Times review of her latest album that "[Phair] has committed an embarrassing form of career suicide."
10 Burning Questions With Liz Phair In an interview with Eric Neel of ESPN.com's Page 3, Phair says a great rock song "has to do with breaking rules," while pop music is "more like comfort food." Not sure I totally agree. While popular, "Back in Black" and "Baba O'Reilly" are great rock tunes that don't exactly shake the foundation of society.
LizPhair.com Capitol Records' official site. Includes a forum where fans are sharing their thoughts on Saturday night's NYC show.
Liz Phair Images A simple Google Images search brings up tons of photos for you to do whatever you wanna do with tons of photos of Liz Phair. Ain't my business. I wonder if her son uses this as his computer wallpaper. She's attractive and all, but nowhere near my all-time hot list. Not that it's really relevant to her music, but neither is posing in unbuttoned jeans while grabbing a tit and holding a phallic symbol between one's legs.
Sex Advice From Liz Phair I've linked to this Nerve.com guest spot before. I can't get into sex-advice columns, though. Figure it out for yourselves, people! Or go rent a porno or something. It's just like real life.
Why I Should Marry Liz Phair More like Why I Should Leave the House and Meet Women in Real Life.
"but those who are are steadfast in their belief that "the old stuff" is so much better."
You couldn't have phrased that any better. She is taking the Britney route now, sex kitten = big $$ & more sales.
I don't see her being around in 5 years.
Posted by Chris at April 4, 2004 3:01 PM