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Thursday, April 1, 2004

Meet the New Girl in My Life
For years I refused to get a pet. I can hardly take care of myself, I told people. But when I met Rosie (pictured) at a friend's house — a house that couldn't afford to take on another responsibility — I gave in. I thought I'd be doing her a favor, but it's really turned out quite the opposite.

I've had Rosie for only a couple of weeks, but I see we're gonna get along fine. When I watch SportsCenter, she sits right beside me, and her ears pique every time a mention is made of a Yankees home run (which has happened five times in two games; on pace for 405 this season). So far, she hasn't run out of the room when I've played guitar, and I barely need an alarm clock anymore, as Rosie manages to nuzzle me awake at 7:45 a.m. each morning. It's really cute.

I have yet to introduce Rosie to Hamburger... The Motion Picture, White Castle cheeseburgers or Madden video football, but that'll come in due time. Right now we're kinda feeling each other out. I'm wondering why she loves sleeping under the couch instead of on her kitty bed, and she's probably puzzled as to why every food delivery guy in the neighborhood knows me by name. No matter. She's a city girl, for sure. She's independent and curious, even if it means not always following the rules and being a little nosy. I'll take the good with the bad, and I'll take my Rosie any day.

Here are more pictures of my cute kitty.

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Comments: Meet the New Girl in My Life

Damn you, Paul! Ya got me.

Posted by Anna at April 1, 2004 4:43 AM

Me too. You shit. lol

Posted by Zuba at April 1, 2004 7:11 AM

punkass. *pfffffffffft*

Posted by erin at April 1, 2004 8:12 AM

I was going to say, ya know with a little butter and garlic ol' Rosie probably wouldn't taste so bad.

WHAT!!!???
People eat cats. They really do

Posted by Tequila Dave at April 1, 2004 8:18 AM

So cute I think I'll hurl.

Posted by Eric at April 1, 2004 8:41 AM

Hahahaha I'm a DUMBASS because I swore I wasn't going to fall AGAIN for your April Fools Joke and I did until I read the comments.

Just call me an idiot.

Posted by Livia at April 1, 2004 9:02 AM

Admittedly, this one wasn't as good as last year's:

http://www.paulkatcher.com/archives/000128.shtml

I was gonna put up a "Shut Down by the FBI" notice, but I wanted to read comments to see if anyone fell for it.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 1, 2004 10:11 AM

Man, hook, line, and sinker. I'm the biggest sucker, you could sell me the Brooklyn Bridge for the right price. Nice one Paul.

Posted by Eric at April 1, 2004 10:16 AM

Good one. But I saw right through it as soon as you said you'd had the same pussy for a couple of weeks.

Posted by Larry at April 1, 2004 11:08 AM

Jerk.

Posted by lucy at April 1, 2004 11:31 AM

Ass!

Posted by Dave at April 1, 2004 11:32 AM

Thank God for April Fool's. I thought you'd gone soft, Paul. Just like every other Yankees fan.

Posted by Walker at April 1, 2004 12:46 PM

Now that was funny!
-d

Posted by -d at April 1, 2004 1:36 PM

Gotta agree with Walker there.
heh. that is still funny as hell.

I'll have to get back to you on my own April Fool's.

Posted by Shumpy at April 1, 2004 1:38 PM

I hate you. But I did fall for it...

Posted by Daniella at April 1, 2004 2:25 PM

Awww! She is adorable. I know what you mean about not needing an alarm clock anymore. Onyx (my cat) used to wake me up at the same time every morning. She would pounce on my back.

I miss that.

Posted by lorna k at April 1, 2004 7:01 PM

AHHHHH!!

I just read the post again.

I have been bamboozled.

Posted by lorna k at April 1, 2004 7:03 PM

I think if there was a real Rosie she would have like Back to School.

Posted by art at April 1, 2004 8:46 PM

If there was a real Rosie I think she would have liked Back to School.

Posted by art at April 1, 2004 8:48 PM

I applaud you, good sir.

Posted by Kevin Wilson at April 2, 2004 1:35 AM

Paul - Midway through reading that, I was dialing up our friends to stage an intervention!

Thanks for the April Fools!

Posted by Ed at April 2, 2004 2:12 AM

Ha! Good one.

Here's my original thought when I first saw it: "I know you're always looking for pussy, but this is ridiculous."

By the way, good luck with that.

Posted by Rob at April 2, 2004 6:31 PM

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