At the figure skating competition, Richard is crowned king -- er, queen -- of the cry box.
It's hard to tell if Richard is happier to have his costume hat returned or to be receiving the Poppin' Fresh handshake.
Simmons loses his hat as the Pope, in an effort to distance The Church from recent scandals, has decided to switch Pilates instructors.
"I didn't know I could look this good as a Queen!"
As the contest winning 8th orange is pushed in, Tropicana's PR rep crowns the winner.
Imperial® Margarine celebrates with a new spokesperson and a new slogan: Tastes like bitchslap, but it's not!
Dr.Condoleezza Rice crowns Richard Simmons "Honorary National Security Advisor" For A Day....
Simmons will testify this afternoon in front of 9/11 commission and will tell all he knows about 9/11 and the Presidents policy on Al Queda.
When informed that the crown was too small, Richard proceeded to prance around the room screaming, "I NEED A LITTLE HEAD! I NEED A LITTLE HEAD!"
"I take it in the ass. As if this white stuff wasn't proof enough."
Richard strikes an all too familiar pose while accepting Tropicana's award for "Most Recognized Fruit".
As the New head coach of the New Orleans Saints Richard Simmons promises to blow...I mean mold the team to be superbowl contenders again even if he has them all wear his brand of girlie panties.
Can you tell my hair implants came from my chest? Oh darn!
who knew this playing catholic thing is great for my sex life
After being crowned, Richard prepares to recieve his STAFF!
Ohhhhhhhh thank you, thank you
Blow it out, inhale, exhale
YMCA Its fun to stay at the YMCA
"As head chef of the New Orleans Saints, Richard Simmons promises to introduce to NFL players a healthy diet of vegetables, grains and penis."
At the figure skating competition, Richard is crowned king -- er, queen -- of the cry box.
Posted by bhw at March 30, 2004 12:22 AM