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Saturday, March 20, 2004

Beat My Score: Escape!
It's time for another exciting edition of the series you love to hate, Beat My Score, in which you try to prove your superiority in time-wasting online games.

Today, we present Escape!, submitted by Dave. The object of the game is to hold your mouse on the red square and direction it away from the moving, blue pieces. Just like the Red Sox have avoided a World Series trophy for more than eight decades.

The score to beat is 32.297 seconds, or as long as it takes Osama bin Laden to screw his goat.

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Comments: Beat My Score: Escape!

Wow... crazy game... 21.02 is my best so far, but I've just started. That could get addictive.

Posted by CJ at March 20, 2004 1:05 PM

45.58 on my second try, know you know the rest of the day will be effectively wasted!

Posted by Mike at March 20, 2004 1:24 PM

One of my children asked me the other day if I had any new games for him to play. Consider your public service duty done for the day.....

Posted by lucy at March 20, 2004 1:46 PM

32.7 my finger is sore,I better go out n have a drink

Posted by wayne at March 20, 2004 6:50 PM

I finally made 34.75.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at March 21, 2004 10:18 AM

45.2 - Third try.

Posted by Christopher Conley at March 21, 2004 4:10 PM

Man, this game is my weakness. Can't get more than 22.46.

Posted by Cory at March 22, 2004 5:33 PM

Thanks for ruining my life with this godforsaken game. AS if I didn't waste the day enough, this game has effectivley raised my blood pressure and lowered my attention span at the same time.

Posted by Hallas at March 22, 2004 6:36 PM

Just got 37.65 seconds. First the Marbles obsession now this game.

Posted by Fletch at March 23, 2004 4:38 PM

Got 62 something at work - it's easier on a really slow computer.

Posted by Kyle at March 24, 2004 8:01 AM

I own you: 115.45

http://www.gjwalberg.org/images/gjoeescape.jpg

Posted by gjoe at April 7, 2004 7:31 PM

i got 678 seconds you fuck asses

Posted by nick paolucci at May 17, 2004 1:28 PM
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