I never thought it would happen to me, but I got my check in the mail today, too! Thank you, PaulKatcher.com!

Where do you get a $20 lap dance in NYC from someone not covered with lice and smoking crack?

$20 is how much is was at VIP Club in 2000, last time I was in one of those joints.

Last time I was there, in 2000 or 2001, I had a free admission card from a fight I had just covered. A bottle of beer cost $9. This beautiful, smiling, sexy woman asked me for a lap dance-- for "only" $40. I still remember her face, but also still have the 40 bucks. Haven't been back since.

Eddie, you must have been wearing your "I'm a sucker" shirt that night. Lap dances are only $20--even at the classiest of all sports cabarets, Scores.

On another note, I work for the music industry and can't even get $13.86 out of them to pay for a decent stapler. Paul, I 'll be coming by to collect my check...

Shit, I had no idea. Do you know how many CDs I bought during that period... I should have gotten like thousands and thousands of dollars back. Oh, well.

Please let me know next time there's a class action lawsuit. I got get my money where I can, y'know?