I recently took the What Famous Leader Are You? online quiz and didn't get the F.D.R. I was looking for. Frankie had an ugly wife and all, but at least he helped save the world from the rat bastard whose personality mine apparently most resembles. I don't get it. How does an affinity for White Caslte cheeseburgers, the Yankees, guitar and Rodney Dangerfield movies equate me with a man who set into motion a world war that claimed the lives of tens of millions of people? Maybe Hitler had an addiction to John Madden football video games, too.
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• Janet Jackson Breast Cupcakes — How to whip up a batch of pierced titties. With photos.
• Audio: Jim Gaffigan's 'Hot Pockets' Routine — A funny bit on those sandwich-in-a-pastry-shell things that have seen the insides of millions of dirty microwaves.
• Soundboard of Chick on Toilet — This Flash audio exercise may be the biggest waste of time on the Internet. But the thought of someone playing with this at work is too tempting to not share the link.
• The Melon — Uncle Melon's parody of The Onion.
• eBay Item for Diploma From Any University — The item description begins: "Did you ever wish that you had a college diploma? Well, now you can." For $9.95 you can get one made up from any college. Harvard, Yale, Syracuse. Just don't pick Montana State.
• Cowgirl Haley's Valentine's Day Photoshoot — It's been awhile since I gave Haley some love, so check out some pictures she posted just for you. Haley is from Dallas, and I would like to thank everyone in that area for their generosity in allowing the Yankees to acquire the best player in baseball. We'll show our appreciation this summer by beating the Rangers 15-2 a few times.
Here's what I got:
"People who don't like you better like chemical weapons. You are Saddam Hussein. You like to be the toughest on the block. You are not afraid of confrontation."
Maybe I am. I don't have WMD either.
Posted by Eddie at February 17, 2004 2:23 AM