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Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Beat This Caption: Beyoncé at Grammys

"Beyoncé shows off her five Grammy Awards won for Best Ass, Nicest Ass, Hottest Ass, Most Bootylicious and Best Solo Performance by a Chick With a Nice Ass."

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Comments: Beat This Caption: Beyoncé at Grammys

Nice trophy rack!

Posted by Mike at February 11, 2004 6:57 PM

"If these were brains, I wouldn't be MC Hammer broke in ten years."

Posted by ManhattanTransfer at February 11, 2004 7:46 PM

I heard the most accurate description of Beyonce the other day: From the waist up, she is one of the hottest women out there. From the waist down, she looks like a linebacker. Her ass and legs are busted.

Posted by Cory at February 11, 2004 7:47 PM

Move the damn trophies - I can't see your nipples!

Posted by Stoner Weedy at February 11, 2004 8:31 PM

"my mom is making these into my new outfit for my next award show!"

Posted by jen at February 11, 2004 9:06 PM

Check out the hooters here!

Posted by Todd at February 11, 2004 11:50 PM

After I visit Jacob the Jeweler I'm gonna have some REAL bling bling earrings and matching necklace... y'all see.

Posted by Zuba at February 12, 2004 7:28 AM

Though jen... I think yours was funnier... lol

Posted by Zuba at February 12, 2004 7:30 AM

Good thing I got these before the academy heard my god-awful performance at the Grammy's!

Posted by Curt Schilling at February 12, 2004 12:23 PM

"These are great because I have a lot of papers on my desk and when I open the window it get's very breezy in my office."

Posted by George W at February 18, 2004 2:40 PM

I guess solo is better than a trio

Posted by Titanpa at February 20, 2004 8:59 AM

"These are great because I have a lot of papers on my desk and when I open the window it get's very breezy in my office." George W

*demented laughter*

Posted by Nikki at April 2, 2004 5:19 PM

Beverly Hills Pimps and Ho's
Jacob the Jeweler

Posted by Jacob the Jeweler at June 5, 2004 11:05 PM

Time for everybody to come aboard the ho train

Posted by David at July 14, 2004 8:19 PM

Alicia Keys got nothin' on me.

Posted by jay at September 17, 2004 3:02 AM

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