Have you ever wanted to knock Ann Coulter's head off? Well, now's your chance. From the makers of the USS Ronald Reagan Fleece and the Charlton Heston Presents the Bible Collection comes the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure.
For less than the cost of a new pair of shoes for a horse-faced Nazi, you too can hear Ann spew insights on such topics as:
Conservatives: "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."
Blood for Oil: "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
America-Hating Liberals:
"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
Get yours now before the Christmas season rush!
Other Web Finds:
• Top 10 Babes I Banged in 2003 — Uncle Melon's cheeky tribute to Maxim's fantasy lists.
• Russian Roulette for Kids — Teaches children the fine art of risking life for money.
• Wolfendale's Victoria's Secret 2004 Night — A bar in Indiana, Penn., shares some photos from an evening of lacy comfort.
• Petition to Support Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Halftime Exposure — Whatever, I thought it was selfish and devoid of sexiness.
• The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2003 — RetroCrush.com's bitch-fest takes a stab at Crank Yankers. Dems fightin' words, boy.
Ann is a goddess.
Posted by g2 at February 6, 2004 9:23 AM