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Friday, January 30, 2004

NFL Preview and Pick: Super Bowl XXXVIII
A couple of days ago, I lamented that this is a pretty bland Super Bowl matchup, but make no mistake: the two best (if not the most interesting) reps from each conference are in Houston.

The Patriots beat the AFC's best competition, the Titans and Colts, by a total of 13 points, not an astounding number, but good enough. The Panthers dominated Dallas before winning on the road against the Rams and Eagles, who established themselves as NFC powers virtually all season long. They may have caught a couple of breaks, too, with Mike Martz's questionable game management and Donovan McNabb's injury.

Throughout the year, the AFC positioned itself as the more dominant conference, and I felt that the Super Bowl champion was crowned when New England finished off Indianapolis. Nothing occurred in the NFC title game that changed my mind. The Panthers have a better running game than do the Patriots, but it's a running game that won't be measured against New England's counterpart unit, but rather its defense. In all other phases of the game, save punting, I see New England as stronger.

Only four times in the past 37 Super Bowls has the underdog lost but covered the spread. Nine times it won outright, and once there was a tie. Thus, 23 times the favorite won and covered. I think we're headed for No. 24.

(One trend that does go against my pick is that Troy Brown of the Patriots lost to Steve Smith of the Panthers in the annual pre-Super Bowl video game contest. In the last eight years, the winner of the video game has gone on to win the Super Bowl. ESPN.com's Bill Simmons has a hilarious recap of that development.)

Spread: New England by 7
Paul's Pick: Patriots 27, Panthers 17

Last Round Against the Spread: 1-1
Total Playoffs Against the Spread: 7-3

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Here are some other bets to consider:

• Number of beers I will drink: over/under 9

• Percentage of viewers who will be saddened when finding out that the team of Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann and Paul McGuire won't be announcing the game: over/under 0

• Number of bottles thrown at the screen when TV cameras find Roger Clemens in the stands: over/under - 12

• Number of times CBS will show video of Phil Simms' superhuman performance (22-for-25, 268 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT) in Super Bowl XXI: over/under - not enough

• Odds that Drew Bledsoe and Lawyer Milloy will watch more than half the game: 5/1

• Percentage of straight male Patriots fans who will cringe every time a female mentions how hot Tom Brady is: over/under 100

• Seconds it will take me to puke if a member of the Patriots, a team playing in its seventh straight game as a favorite, bemoans not getting enough respect: over/under 4

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Comments: NFL Preview and Pick: Super Bowl XXXVIII

Keep taking cheap shots at the Bills. I'll just keep my mouth shut regarding the Giants.

I think it's going to be a closer game than you predicted. I've been doing pretty well picking the underdogs all postseason. While I think the Pats have a better chance of winning, I have to go with the Panthers in the upset.

Posted by Cory at January 30, 2004 2:21 AM

Could you seriously find a way to get all those odds to Vegas, because i would take every one of them. Especially New England saying they are "underrated".

Posted by joe at January 30, 2004 2:30 AM

Joe Concha has a list of the top five Super Bowl commercials of all-time:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4099453/

I guessed three of them, and the other two definitely belong, as well.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 30, 2004 9:41 AM

Hey Paul-
Where you watching the game? I just got back together with my girlfriend so our annual party is out the window - no time to plan. I suggested just getting a shitload of beer and margarita fixings and food and shit and just watch the game with her roommates but she's like "The one footballgame I'm willing to watch all year and you want me to watch it on the couch? No way buddy!"

We're thinking maybe the Back Page (somewhere in the UES) because she used to waitress there a few years back and still knows the owner and some staff (other than that its a pretty generic sports bar who's only distinction is that its on the opposite side of town from where we live).

Thinking maybe Park Avenue Country Club because its huge and maybe we could sprawl out and it does have more than just wings as far as food goes.

Any other thoughts?

Posted by henry at January 30, 2004 9:53 AM

I'm probably going to hit Who's on First at 87th and First Ave. No cover, $3 beers. Kevin will be there, another friend is guest bartending, and the owners have always been good to me. Haven't been there in a long time, so I owe them some business.

Details here:
http://nycbp.typepad.com/nycbp/2004/01/i_am_ready_for_.html

And if that doesn't work out, there's only 1,500 other bars in the city.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 30, 2004 10:39 AM

The problem with bars on Super Sunday is that they are either so overpacked that its like a cattle car or they're just dead and dusty. Why couldn't my girl just let me veg out on Sunday?? Grrr. The one time she wants to see a game she needs to be surrounded by maniacs.

Who's On First sort of scares me - you know, black dildo behind the bar and all...

Posted by henry at January 30, 2004 11:09 AM

What about very time a woman mentions how hot Jake Delhomme is????

Posted by Daniella at January 30, 2004 11:12 AM

You say $3 beers like it's a good thing....

Posted by lucy at January 30, 2004 5:30 PM

Vegas has a line on the lingerie bowl.

This according to Angie Everhart on the Howard Stern show yesterday.

Art

Posted by art at January 30, 2004 6:33 PM

One line on the game I like is the over on the Panthers scoring 1 1/2 TDs (obviously, they have to score at least two). Bet $160 to win 100.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 30, 2004 6:36 PM

I just put 30 "credits," for entertainment value only, on each of the following:

* Pats to cover 1/2-point spread in the 3rd quarter.

* The first coaches challenge by either team will be successful (-120).

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 30, 2004 6:50 PM

Agree completely with analysis above. Almost every intangible favors the Patriots. I like New England by about 14.

Posted by Double B at January 30, 2004 9:08 PM

I see a lower-scoring game than Paul, I think, so I kinda like the Total Completions Under (21.5/-115) for Brady and the Total Rushes Over (17.5/-115) for Antowain Smith, since I think the Pats will go up early and run the four-corners slowdown offense. Panthers score first but lose game at 12-1 also seems interesting.

As for me, I'm taking a chance at 500-1 for the Panthers to score exactly 4 points. If you're gonna bet, go big.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at February 1, 2004 4:02 PM

Boy, I can't predict football for shit.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at February 2, 2004 2:09 AM

I just came on and saw your predictions, Ken. I think you may just be the new Cass.

Posted by Cory at February 2, 2004 7:12 PM

In all fairness, Cory, Smith demolished the Total Rushes Over part of the bet.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at February 3, 2004 1:54 AM

My mistake. I'll give that to you; I was reading too quickly. I thought that was the single rush over 17.5.

Posted by Cory at February 3, 2004 8:32 PM
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