Of the nearly 500 saints named by Pope John Paul II, perhaps none has been met with greater doubt and scrutiny than Donald "Poppin' Fresh" Maddox, who was still alive at the time of the canonization. A Vatican spokesman was quoted as saying, "If Poppin's triple-rev headspin with a baby suicide cutout isn't a true miracle, then we don't know what is."

PAX TV joins the reality show craze with "Catholic Idol." A show in which break-dancers compete for an exclusive alter boy contract with Pope John Paul II.

Pope John Paul II gets served.

"Boys, you know the Lord, Our Savior Jesus Christ died for your spins."

"much to the popes dismay,lil johnnie is confused as to whitch end the communion wafer goes in"

or is he?????

will i burn in hell for that? :/

Although the rites of Exorcism have long been shrouded in secrecy in the Catholic Church and Vatican officials have stridently denied that the Church still performs exorcisms, this photo was released to the press by the Catholics Against Creepy Adversaries (CACA) to the press as proof that the Church is still involved in this questionable activity and that there has been a cover-up which reaches to the highest echelons of the Vatican, including the Pope.

The Pope and his favorite altarboy, Salami Enrique, were only too happy to show the next crop of priests their favorite position.

Pope John Paul II: Electric Boogaloo.

Grant, you may not burn in hell, but you'll damned sure smoke a turd in purgatory.

"I'm sorry JP, we can't seem to find the four hoursemen anywhere. I think this will have to do."

Pope John Paul while feigning slight amusement thinks to himself - Surely the apocalypse is upon us.

Excuse my son, break dancing is dead
Time for the disco dancer
Pope John Paul 2 takes a charter to Webster Hall