Does this shirt make me look fat?

Before and after the Subway diet

I can't tell whose are better; her tits or his.

"Today on a very special Maury, big men and the women who love them"

"Fat Guy in a little Girl"
"Fat Guy in a little Girl"

This butt plug I have is better than the diaper I have to wear to work.

or

I ate my last wife but this one is willing to chance that we don't run out of food again. Who says you only need love to survive?

Forget captions - I was wondering how they got them on the same size chairs when I noticed that they stuck two together for him. One for each ass cheek. How funny is that?

"My shirt was camoflage for the background tapestry."

"Why yes, we want children. Why do you ask?"

"I survived anorexia"

We will consumate our marriage when I can find my husband's penis. I'm working out twice daily in order to be strong enough to lift the fat from on top of it.

Mrs. Fujimoto takes questions at the 14th Annual Sumo Wife Convention after demonstrating how to find husband's penis with chopsticks.

As the interview continued, Konishiki devoured the buffet table in front of him and then decided to use the table cloth for a shirt. Thankfully, his wife was too distracted by questions about their sex life to properly burp him afterwards.

WHAT....... Are you fucking nuts!!!!!!! I'm always on top!!!!!!

What can I tell you? The bitch ia a mad cook!

"I don't understand it," said a perplexed Yoko Ono Konishiki of the size discrepancy. "We both eat the same thing!"

Yes, it's true, it's not on the outside what counts. It's that hole hellava lot on the inside that really makes a dfference. Can you say angioplasty.

"I crap bigger than her"

I told you there is to much mercury, and other heavy metal in the sushi....Now my shit is like steel.