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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Lovebirds Clemens and Pettitte Reunite in Houston
Awww, don't those boys look so cute together? The Bible-Thumper and the Headhunter, friends for life! I bet if you start clinking glasses with silverware, they'll kiss for us. Now that the Texas Twosome has eloped to Houston, I hope they find god, acceptance for their love of one another, and, most importantly, last place.

OK, not really. I don't blame the guys for wanting to go home. I mean, why would one want to live in the Capital of the World, play in front of passionate Yankees fans, take the mound in the House That Ruth Built and endure the pressure of postseason play when you can live in the Capital of Air Conditioning, play in front of people who don't know Mickey Mantle from Mickey Rourke, take the mound in the House That Enron Built and Minute Maid Took Over and spend your Octobers watching high-school football (give or take a predictable postseason loss in the wild-card round)? Christ, what was in those Power for Living books?

OK, I really don't blame the guys for wanting to go home. But there is a bad streak of departures going on in the Bronx: Andy Pettitte didn't want to be here, Roger Clemens didn't want to be here, David Wells didn't want to be here, Don Zimmer didn't want to be here. I'm half-expecting superfan Freddy Schuman to take his spoon-and-frying-pan act to Queens and root on whatever schlubs are suiting up over there.

Joe Torre enters 2004 in the last year of his contract. I don't think he'll want to be here, either. I hope we can get him his fifth World Series title before the Hall of Fame comes calling.

In an official statement, Yankees owner and jewelry collector George M. Steinbrenner III didn't exactly wish Clemens luck:

"Roger Clemens was a great warrior for the Yankees — a teacher and a leader. He told the world he was retiring and we had no choice but to believe him."

This Just In: ESPN is reporting that Alfonso Soriano tried to use a fly-swatter against a mosquito in his apartment Monday. But the pesky fella swooped low and outside and Soriano missed by four feet.

Other Sports Links:

The Best Sports Quotes of 2003 — An interesting and often funny annual recap of the ridiculous things Kansas City-area players, coaches and media say. Max Falkenstein, Kansas State radio color analyst, shared this insight with football fans, "The 6 p.m. start, you have quite a bit of the ball game in daylight and then dusk. And then finally it ends up in darkness." Scroll to the bottom for all-time nonsense from former Chiefs defensive end Neil Smith.

SportsNation's 2003 Sports Quiz — How well did you follow the sports pages last year? I missed a few of these, but I took it so long ago I remember how many.

Shots They'll Never Forget — ESPN remembers some of the greatest buzzer-beaters ever hit in college hoops games that the network aired in its first 25 years. Remember when the Duke-UNC games were so big they'd air them on ESPN2 to get the channel some publicity?

The Myth of the Rough, Tough Boston Sports FanSlate's Charles P. Pierce on the 2003-4 Patriot Act. (Thanks, Ryan)

Worst Calls in Sports HistoryStuff remembers games in which the losers really wuz robbed. All were horrendous. The Jerry Rice non-fumble against the Packers in 1999. Phil Luckett's crew screwing up the coin toss on Thanksgiving 1998 and then, later in the season, awarding Vinny Testaverde a touchdown that was a yard short. And, of course, the 1972 Olympics men's basketball gold medal game where the Russians got more do-overs than a fourth-grade kickball game. The Chuck Knoblauch phantom double play in the 1999 ALCS? I don't recall that one. Yanks 4, Red Sox 1, suckers! (Thanks, Dave)

Jury Selection Begins in Jayson Williams Manslaughter Case — Again, no winners in this one. One life ended, another ruined, because of booze.

Dr. Z: Mike Martz Can't Handle Game Pressure — The Sports Illustrated guru cites an example from Super Bowl XXXIV when the Rams coach was bolder but no wiser than he was when he managed cautiously in St. Louis' loss to the Panthers on Sunday. Not that I really minded donating $50 to the We Have No Faith in Marc Bulger Fund.

Syracuse Wins at Missouri for 12th Straight Win — Has a national champ ever been 12-1 and ranked as low as 19? I don't get it. But now's not the time to worry about ranking.

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Comments: Lovebirds Clemens and Pettitte Reunite in Houston

come on paul, just be happy for the astros for me....please?

i'll admit, clemens is NOT one of my favorite players, and i think he's a real ASS most of the time...but the thought of having a decent pitching staff here, well....hell, i don't care what sort of an ass they are, just pitch a good game for us.

Posted by jen at January 13, 2004 8:51 AM

I never thought Roger would really retire, although I did think he would just re-sign with New York. There's really no reason for him to stop unless he just doesn't want to play anymore.... and we knew that wasn't the case when he said he wanted to play for the Olympic team (can someone explain how that tournament works in that a team... Mexico I think.... gets to the Olympics with 3 losses and USA doesn't make it with 1? Or do I not know what I'm talking about?)

New York is a pretty high pressure environment for an athlete, especially a Yankee. Who knows how much of a pain in the ass ol' George is, a lot of people leave because of him it seems... and I don't think there's much available ranch land in the city. Also, these two have made a pretty penny already, so the biggest contract isn't the most important thing anymore (what about winning you say? These two have already done it.)

I think it's a good move on both parts, and I'm interested to see what the Yankees starting rotation will look like on Opening Day.

Posted by Clemens - Cy Young '04 at January 13, 2004 8:58 AM

Isn't it funny that the Yankees lose a couple of players, the Yankee fans cry, tease, and make of them for leaving. Meanwhile they pillage every other roster out there by waving big dollars around.

I can't stand Clemens, but I have to rrot for the Astros this year for giving the Yankees a dose of their own medicine.

Posted by Ed at January 13, 2004 10:19 AM

C'mon, wasn't it Twins fans who threw money at Chuck Knoblauch? Wasn't it Mariners fans who booed A-Rod? No one wants to see their team shunned for another.

Both Mets fans would be upset, too, if their team lost a talented player to another. Not sure who on the Mets roster qualifies as "talented," but I'm sure there's one somewhere.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 13, 2004 10:36 AM

"Has a national champ ever been 12-1 and ranked as low as 19? I don't get it."
12 of their first 13 games at home in the Carrier Dome with the one "road" game being in Rochester probably has something do do with it, PK. But they are a good team and they'll get up in the rankings.

Posted by John at January 13, 2004 10:37 AM

Unlike football, if Syracuse is deserving they will get their opportunity in baseketball.

I don't mean just Syracuse football, but the difference between the football bowls and the basketball tournament.

What a crazy idea, the best teams actually playing the other top teams and eventually the top two going head-to-head.

Art

Posted by art at January 13, 2004 10:51 AM

Pittsburgh hoops is having the same problem (17-0, 3-0, ranked 15th). But, the schedule hasn't been that tough yet. We'll have to see after the Connecticut and Syracuse games coming up.

Posted by Cory at January 13, 2004 11:13 AM

Bible thumper? That's a tad pejorative.

Posted by Bill Buckner at January 13, 2004 11:32 AM

Given that i plan on taking the next 9 months off...my summer appears to be just a bit brighter. Cubs v Astros...what a ticket.

Posted by jeffcaw at January 13, 2004 11:41 AM

Go Cubs!

Posted by lucy at January 13, 2004 12:09 PM

'Cuse in in the house - OH MY GOD!!! Who cares about rankings, a 12-1 record speaks volumes about our Orangemen!

Forth is the man!!!

Posted by C$ at January 13, 2004 12:14 PM

Charles Pierce's piece is stupid. He should be talking about Red Sox fans, not Pats fans. He mentions how supposedly Pats fans are arrogant and elitist now. So what? As long as the players don't become like that (i.e. Kordell Stewart, Marshall Faulk, Keith Bullock, et al) then what's the problem? As i recall, a great many players have lamented the shouldas-couldas-wouldas after being beaten by the Pats. You'll probably hear Dwight Freeney say that after this sunday, and then, 2 weeks later, you'll see McNabb cry like Marshall Faulk did after 2001. "the best team doesn't always win" waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Posted by soxsuck at January 13, 2004 12:18 PM

Max Faulkenstein is the KU color analyist, not K-State's. K-State's colorman wears Dickie overalls, smokes a pipe made from a corn cob, and shoots a shotgun into the air while crying "hootie-hoo!" every time K-State makes a point or goal.

Max Faulkenstein is getting old. It's true. We KU fans have accepted him (and his senile babblings) as a part of KU's rich history. It's a history, may I remind you, that includes inventing basketball and dominating it from the very beginning... regardless of who the coach is.

Posted by gjoe at January 13, 2004 1:13 PM

Hey Paul....I agree that there isn't a team out there that likes to see their players go to another team.....

But you have to admit, 9 times out of 10 that team the player usually is going to is the Yankees.

If you want to get a bit deeper and say something that hits close to home....I would say you sort of sound like a Red Sox fan when Clemens ended up a Blue Jay, then a Yankee.

Posted by Ed at January 13, 2004 2:00 PM

Unlike Red Sox fans, my written feelings about Clemens are mostly in jest. Really can't fault a guy for wanting to pitch in his hometown. I don't feel like Clemens betrayed New York as much as he embraced Houston.

But it's fun to see the Post call him as ASSTRO.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 13, 2004 3:01 PM

I have to admit....that was one of the funniest Post headlines in a long time.

Nice website.....Keep up the good work.

Posted by Ed at January 13, 2004 3:30 PM

The saddest guy, likely, over The Rocket's decision to unretire is probably Kevin Towers, GM of the Padres. He was salivating over getting Greg Maddux in a Padres uniform, but now the Chicago Cubs feel like they need to open their wallets to get him back on the Windy City's North Side. Without Maddux, they probably won't be able to compete with the Astros. Maddux is the big winner. He gets more $$ and gets to play for a contender.

Posted by Joe DiGiovanni at January 13, 2004 4:05 PM

Paul,
You must now realize what Boston fans have felt like, in some small way. Imagine listening to Clemens say that he wanted to leave Boston and move closer to home, only to go to Toronto because he never used his millions to buy a map.
Now you know how the Blue Jays must have felt when he got a trade out of Toronto, citing the need to play for a competitor. Two years ... imagine the suffering.
Now you know how Mike Piazza felt, when Clemens threw a bat at him in the WS and said he thought it was a baseball coming at him. Not that he helped explain why he threw what he thought was a baseball at Mike Piazza.
Yep, you should know now. Roger Clemens is about as trustworthy as a colonoscopy from a free health clinic. Enjoy it while it lasts, Houston.

Posted by Kevin Wilson at January 13, 2004 4:33 PM

Paul, what is the word in NY on why players are leaving the Yankees? Is it more money being offered, not wanting to deal with George, or something else?
I don't follow baseball much, but I can't imagine not wanting to play for what has to be considered the biggest of the big time.

Posted by Neal at January 13, 2004 7:45 PM

I honestly think that playing for the Yankees isn't as much fun as it once was. Maybe the 1996-2000 Yanks set the bar too high. Maybe it's Steinbrenner. I do know how much stress I felt during the ALCS, hoping to protect a century of history, and I can only imagine what it must've been like for the players.

Pettitte, Clemens and Wells all went home after accomplishing all they could ever dream of doing in pinstripes. I can't really fault them for taking advantage of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 13, 2004 7:50 PM

I'm with Kevin on Roger. Feel the Red Sox fan pain Yankees! It broke my heart when he left Boston and then ripped it out once again when he became a damn Yankee. He's gotten his only salute from me for his last pitch. he's dead to me. :)

And SU is kicking butt! I think they are really starting to jell. I think it's good that they are ranked so low, keeps them a little under the radar. Less pressure on the youngsters. Did you see last night? Double team McNamara and Forth ends up scoring 18 pts. Go Craig Go!

Posted by amy at January 13, 2004 9:37 PM

I'm shocked that anyone (especially the great Pk) could mistakenly put our beloved (and perhaps a bit unusual) color commentator in the same realm of anything K-State. Max Faulkenstein may say some rather odd things, but he's being calling games for KU since we won the first national championship and Wilt Chamberlin played for us. Max makes all of those blowout games just easier to watch.

Posted by Jaccie at January 13, 2004 11:44 PM

While I do agree that it would not have mattered at all about the 1999 ALCS, those were two horrible calls that could have turned momentum. However, the lack of mental toughness by the Sox killed them in the long run. Still, I wonder what you think of the Jeffrey Maier home run (which I know you will defend, but let's both be honest, that should have been called fan interference).

Posted by James at January 19, 2004 4:22 PM

The Jeffrey Maier home run was just that, a home run. I was there, but in the right-field upper deck, so I didn't see any interference. and neither did umpire Richie Garcia. Richie's on the payroll for another 10 years, so I don't want to say anything bad about him.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 19, 2004 9:20 PM
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