Unfortunately, Spears finished second to Carmen Electra in the category of "Best Chest Belonging to a Celebrity Accidentally Married in Vegas."
spears gives hope to millions of women with lopsided breasts that one day, they, too, can get married and divorced...
(okay, disclaimer: i am loopy on rum and nyQuil... i shouldn't be typing.)
"Britney Spears films a commercial for her most recent endorsement: California Raisins."
"Although the man was prepared to block Ms. Spears punch, he failed to recognize the two projectiles ready for launch."
If you look at the photo at higher resolution, you'll see that the guy on the left is blatantly staring at her not-inconsequential nipples. I find this funny for some reason...
"Can I lick them?.............please?"
Britney shows off her muscles by having her breasts rip tear through her t-shirt...
"Do you have anywhere to hang my keychain?"
It is unclear at this time if the victim of Miss Spears attack will be filing a lawsuit. The victim did however release a press statement saying "I really did mean the headlights on her car !"
I can't stop laughing at Perry's caption. I don't think anyone can beat it!!!
Notice the man on the right has his hand in his pocket...HMmmmmmm
am i the only one that thinks its funny that britney is trying to flex her non-existent bicep, but instead her nips are popping out?
Without any warning, the real weapons of mass destruction were revealed!
Britney Spears is once again caught trying to steal raisins under her shirt
"So I flex like this, and they do this?!"
As our instructor shows, if not done correctly this exercise can produce the unwanted result of uneven breasts.
"Im bored....you wanna get married"
During a game of Rock em' Sock em' Robots, Britney Spears attempts her famous kill move. Unaware she had forgotten to reset herself. Game Over!
go ahead and touch. what's a little tit among friends!!
Spears uses her tits to demonstrate the recent decline of Bush in the polls...
Britney: And then he raised his arm like this and...i swear. I thought he was going to punch me.
Dude: Oh my god. I can see her nipples. Haha. Okey im not gonna tell her. dumdidum.
Shame shame.. Shouldn't talk like that!
On another note. Britney seems to have delved into everything unseemly (now offered the largest sum in history to pose for playboy) with her new album and antics. My opinion is that we should pray for her..
Britney finally shows her tits
Odds... I'll marry ya...
Even... I'll marry the other dude...
bullets, up by two!
(nba jam)
Unfortunately, Spears finished second to Carmen Electra in the category of "Best Chest Belonging to a Celebrity Accidentally Married in Vegas."
Posted by Kevin Wilson at January 9, 2004 12:55 AM