The best part of the product is that Mr. T had to have approved of it. I'm imagining the conversation between Mr. T and his agent went something like this:

Agent: Mr. T, we have this great licensing opportunity, and I want you to hear about it.

Mr. T: Great. Is it as classy as those 1-800-COLLECT commercials?

Agent: Better! People are going to wash their armpits with your face.

Mr. T: Balls, too?

Agent: Yes. Well, just the guys. But think what women could do with your mohawk.

Mr. T: Sounds awesome. Where do I sign?

Other Web Finds:

• 101 Ways to Save the Internet — Among other topics, Wired touches on the still-too-expensive price to download music ($0.99 a song). Author Paul Boutin says $0.29 is more reasonable and I agree. At least for released singles. Remember what the point is of released singles, for Christ's sake. Promotion!

• The 50 Best Guy Movies of All Time — Men's Journal gives the top spot to Dirty Harry over The Godfather, one of four movies on the list that I have seen in its entirety. The others being Caddyshack, Rocky and Animal House. Sorry, I don't watch movies.

• T.G.I. Friday's New Low-Carb Menu — Finally, a place to get a couple of burgers, sans bun, without having to pay for fries. (Thanks, Art)

• Yahoo!'s Top Searches of 2003 — A survey of what people searched the Net for last year. Also see Google's year-end Zeitgesit. Take any search data without sex terms with a grain of salt, however. There are a lot of sites that survey search trends, but their results differ so greatly that it's hard to put trust in any.

• A Timeline of We Didn't Start the Fire — Someone sorted by year all the words mentioned in the Billy Joel hit. Plus, some quick information on each, like 1954's Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Tosconini, Dacron.