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Monday, December 29, 2003

It's 10 p.m. at Neverland. Do You Know Where Your Child Is?
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 44-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boys-II-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A: They both ride three-year-olds.

Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A: Two 5-year-olds.

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: What's black and comes in little white cans?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel.

Q: Why is Michael Jackson so tough?
A: He can lick any kid on the block.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the emergency room?
A: He was choking on a small bone.

Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.

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Comments: It's 10 p.m. at Neverland. Do You Know Where Your Child Is?

these are so WRONG on so many levels...which could only explain why i'm laughing so hard.

Posted by jen at December 29, 2003 8:09 PM

(girly voice)"I've never had plastic surgery....ever!!!!" Ya. Right.

His interview last night was such a joke. I still can't fathom that someone shot John Lennon and this nutcase is walking around. Not justifying state sponsored assasinations but you know what I mean.......

Posted by Chris at December 29, 2003 9:38 PM

The really tragedy ... he'll most likely get off ...

Posted by D at December 29, 2003 10:42 PM

Classics. Thanks for the laughs!

k.

Posted by macfixer at December 30, 2003 8:55 AM

Don't forget my personal favorite:

What does Michael Jackson like so much about twenty-six year olds??


There's twenty of them!!

Posted by Brendan at December 30, 2003 12:44 PM

Almost choked on my Kashi crunch this morning while reading your sick and twisted jokes. But like Michael Jackson - keep them coming! :)

C

Posted by Crystal at December 30, 2003 12:48 PM

Sadly, the twisted, sick fuck will probably walk away from all of this without ever serving time for abusing children. What is even sadder is the fact that some parents will still allow their children to be exposed-and possible molested- by this bastard. The whole situation is tragic. I think that parents should be held just as accountable for anything that happens to their children, in MJ's hands, as he should be.

Nonetheless, the jokes were hysterical, PK...

Posted by Cass at December 30, 2003 1:33 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

A:One was the first man to walk on the moon, the other fucks little kids.

Posted by patrick b at December 30, 2003 5:27 PM

Don't be messing with McDonald's, dude.

Posted by lucy at January 1, 2004 11:19 PM

your all sick you don't know wat you are talking about michael is innocent now until you can accomplish everything he has just shut you f**kin mouth you yobs!

Posted by A friend at January 29, 2004 2:34 PM
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