Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 44-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boys-II-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A: They both ride three-year-olds.
Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's
underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A: Two 5-year-olds.
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: What's black and comes in little white cans?
A: Michael Jackson.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel.
Q: Why is Michael Jackson so tough?
A: He can lick any kid on the block.
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the emergency
room?
A: He was choking on a small bone.
Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.
these are so WRONG on so many levels...which could only explain why i'm laughing so hard.
Posted by jen at December 29, 2003 8:09 PM