Paul, have some sympathy for the small breasted girls. If they had a device that would allow men to stuff their pants, I bet ya' guys would be using it. It is false advertising, and a bit of bait & switch, I have to admit. Though, the only alternative for women is to get the implants that you also complained about. Sadly, I guess the tiny titted women don't have a chance with you.

It is amazing how a nice rack can have you hypnotizing men. There is a billion dollar industry based on the appearence of breasts alone, and that is soley for the pleasure of men. I see my breasts (that are real)as strictly ornamental. Breasts are so overated.

Yeah, you are right, big boobs are overrated. They might get me initially noticed, but that ain't what keeps him coming back. (wink, wink!)

Cass said: Sadly, I guess the tiny titted women don't have a chance with you.

This couldn't be further from the truth. I just don't like phonies.

Let me ask HOW THE HELL do you keep your boobs in that shelf bra from Fredericks? Please I would love to know. No part of my chest is staying in that thing, that's for damn sure!

haven't you seen Spinal Tap? All a guy needs to do to stuff his pants is wrap a cucumber in tin foil and stuff it on in.

Paul-no harm meant by the small boob comment :). I respect the fact that you are honest about liking the real ones, regardless of the size, over the fake ones. Especially those gel things. I can only imagine a guy's reaction when he goes to take a girls bra off and they fall out.

Livia- the shelf bra is for small breasted or fake breasted women. That friggin thing would be wasted on me too. That little shelf part wouldn't even cover nipple.

I would die if I was ever with a guy that stuffed his pants, especially if it was a cucumber as Joe suggested. If your penis is so small that you have to shove a cucumber down your pants, then you have a problem.

I applaud and echo Cass' comments - bravo! I also think that the whole "boobage" issue is overrated. I have a respectable sized breasts which are mine and are all natural so I have no need for the rubber-enhanced bras. I can see both sides of this "controversy" : I think that smaller chested women are entitled to wear the gel-type bras if they choose to enhance their assets. However, I can also see the guy's objection to this kind of optical illusion, especially if while in the initial throes of passion he takes off her bra and one of the rubber things beans him in the face. Just a thought. I guess it depends on one's perspective of the importance of tit size. This is a subject I really never thought about...until now. :)

Here's the rule, guys: If a girl lies down and her breasts still stand straight up, they're not real.

I've never quite understood why men get all mush-brained at the sight of a woman's breasts, but I'm not complaining. ;-)

Well I suppose when things are simplified down to the comfortability of a implant, I would believe that I would feel quite comfortable with two in one boob. However what I an not sure of is whether I, being male, should get three or four in my lower buttock. This I leave for your pondering. Best of luck and thanks for all the help you can offer.

Bobbying out

NIck