"Come here, baby, and let my offense taste your defense."

[Great picture!]

belichick ponders with furrowed brow ..."will he call me?"

Bill Parcells and his (right-hand) man, Bill Belichick.

And teacher
There are things
That I still have to learn

You remember that Playmakers episode about the gay guy, Bill? Let's show the world we aren't scared either, gimme a 5 second Frencher....

ONCE MORE, WITH LESS TONGUE

Is that Brady I smell on you?

Bill are those new implants???

Now I know why they call you Tuna. How about a mint next time?

or

Well if it's good enough for Brittney and Madonna...

"See I told you I was right"-Jeremy Shockey

You had me at hello...you had me at hello.

You may have shutout my team, but dammit, I'm gonna score!

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Always a delicate maneuver; conjoined twins, Bill and Bill Jr, decide which mouth will chew their dinner and which one will swallow.

"Fine... a bet's a bet. Now gimme some sugar."

"Ohh, Billy. You need human contact."

Billy, is that tuna on your breath?

"Now that it's legal, yes, I do!"

both men being excellent sportsmen they demonstrate their tonsil hockey skill

But Bill, what about all these people?!?!?!?!?

now bill you know brady is jeolous i hope he doe's not find out about we are togehter again

"I think this is better then a waredrobe malfunction"

Kiss me baby

c'mon, after this well watch the team shower.

i love it when you say "tight end."