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Thursday, November 6, 2003

The Paris Hilton Sex Video: Coming to a Monitor Near You
Webmasters everywhere are gearing up for yet another Google Olympics event, the race to attract the most users searching to view the Paris Hilton homemade porn movie that has reportedly been sent to several gossip columnists by ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon. (See news item.)

Solomon is described by E! Online as an on-again, off-again husband of Shannen Doherty. I shall describe him as a man who does very well for himself.

Getting back to the Google thing, a simple search for "pamela+tommy+lee+video" proves just how many sites — almost all of them phonies — are gonna jump on Paris Hilton and try to ride her to the top. Not yet known is which sites will actually feature the video, but we'll know as soon as the entire Internet crashes from the strain put on it from college students.

From a moral standpoint, I think it's totally reprehensible of Solomon to release this hardcore sex video for profit. Really, it's despicable. This kind of stuff should be made available for free.

(Friday morning update: The PK.com movie staff, in concert with the PK.com investigative team, has discovered that there is a 22MB video on Kazaa titled "Paris Hilton Sex Tape." The investigative team reports that this is a phony, and that the woman in question is adult film actress Krystal Steal. The movie staff concludes it's still a good video. It is being reported that Hilton is rather "out of it" in the legitimate video, perhaps even drooling. This should do wonders for Solomon's sex life. Stay tuned to PK.com News throughout the weekend for more information.)

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Comments: The Paris Hilton Sex Video: Coming to a Monitor Near You

I love how Paris Hilton's parents are threatening to sue anyone that releases this allegedly down and dirty video of their daughter fucking like a champ. They refer to her as "good natured" and how can anyone want to hurt her like this...blah blah blah. The question is what high profile person or any person who is not a porn star allows themselves to be video taped? I feel bad for her because she is being exploited, but I don't feel bad about the fact that she was that stupid and irresponsible. I have to admit that I am dying to see the video. Nothing like porn with good looking people.

On a nother note, PK has a link to heromiles.org on the links listed to the right (under FARK). Please go to this link and donate to our troops. While we are eating turkey and watching football on thanksgiving, they will be in the desert without luxuries. While we are opening Christmas presents, they will be without their family and children defending our freedom and safety so we can be with ours. My cousin (ARMY)has been in Afghanistan since 10/31/02. He has young children and they would be without him again this Christmas if it wasn't for this program giving him the opportunity to fly home for 6 days. My little brother(AIR FORCE and only 21) will be coming home for Christmas because I have given up my flyer miles for him. Please help others be with their loved ones this holiday too. Go to that link!!! Thanks for putting that on your site, Paul. Hopefully all of your fans will share it with others, too.

God Bless America

Posted by Cass at November 7, 2003 7:24 AM

* I don't think Paris Hilton was irresponsible or at fault. She put trust in a guy who was at the time her lover. Not unreasonable. Like anything else in life, you can be as carefully as you wanna be -- where you stand on subway platforms, whether you leave a laptop unlocked at work, sharing personal info online -- but fault is always going to lie within the person who commits an act to harm someone.

* The Fark headlines are a feed. They'll change automatically throughout the day, as will all headlines in the right column.

Posted by Paul Katcher at November 7, 2003 9:21 AM

Friday morning update: The PK.com movie staff, in concert with the PK.com investigative team, has discovered that there is a 22MB video on Kazaa titled "Paris Hilton Sex Tape." The investigative team reports that this is a phony, and that the woman in question is adult film actress Krystal Steal. The movie staff concludes it's still a good video.

It is being reported that Hilton is rather "out of it" in the legitimate video, perhaps even drooling. This should do wonders for Solomon's sex life.

Stay tuned to PK.com News throughout the weekend for more information.

Posted by Paul Katcher at November 7, 2003 10:28 AM

the fact that people are fighting so hard to not see that this film is released is causing an even bigger demand for it.

I do feel bad for her. It isn;t her fault that this is released, but her putting trust in this guy was bad judgement. I would never allow myself to be video taped having sex...NEVER. I am a trusting person, but I also know that people can be vindictive. Paris is a high profile person and was video taped fucking a nobody. She had to know that this could eventually get out to the public, and she has a hell of a lot more to lose than the nobody in the video. Also, they were saying on the news today that she was positioning herself strategicaly in the video so she was well aware of her actions and that they were being taped. Sadly, she was 19 at the time and we all are guilty of bad judgement in our teens. She was young and naive (naive as far as mens intentions are concerned) and he was 30 years old. When I was 19, I would never even let a 30 year old get a whiff of this. Ewww...30 was so old to me then and who would want to be with a dirty old guy. As a matter of fact, i was never with a guy in his 30's until I turned 30. I do feel bad for her.

Posted by cass at November 7, 2003 12:40 PM

post some links to hilton pix as we wait for the vid.

http://www.befuddle.co.uk/celebs/celebs_paris_hilton.html

Posted by not at November 7, 2003 12:44 PM

If Paris has a copy of the tape, she should give it away now, to at least keep the "other person" from making a bunch of money on it.

And of course then we get to see it.

Posted by Phil McCrackin at November 7, 2003 2:57 PM

Nothing wrong with making a video tape. (cough, cough) The smart thing to do is to destroy it after you both view it and laugh at how you look (and sound) during sex.

Regardless of what she should of done, the fact remains that an on-again, off-again lover exposed intimate moments between the two of them, without her consent. I believe a British officer got drummed out of service and barred entrance to any officer/service clubs for doing something similar; it's just not the gentlemanly thing to do.

I feel sorry for Paris Hilton who, despite being a high-profile attention-seeking socialite, is still a young woman with, I am sure, real feelings.

Posted by lucy at November 8, 2003 12:54 AM

Feel sorry for her? It's basically an assumption of risk. If you're high profile, go into situations like that with a cynical eye and you will be fine. Don't give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Plus, Murphy's Law pretty much governs here and the tape was destined to get out. Now we're all waiting...quite impatiently, I might add.

Posted by Cory at November 8, 2003 11:47 AM

People should have empathy for someone whose trust is broken by another. To think that trust is not applicable to someone whose name is known to those who've never met her is just plain mean.

But that's on the dude. He's scum no matter what happens now. But her? I don't think any less of someone just because a camera is in the room while she does something every non-virgin in America has done.

Posted by Paul Katcher at November 8, 2003 1:59 PM

True, good point. There is something to be said for trust, but to place it in the hands of this guy should have been seen as a mistake from the beginning. There's not a lot of good that could have come from the tape when you think about it. And I don't think less of her either, I just want to see the tape. I'm already a big fan of the picture of Paris getting out of the car.

Posted by Cory at November 8, 2003 4:14 PM

Someone's going to have to explain to me why anyone actually cares about the hilton sisters.
They came down here (Australia) for our Spring Racing Carnival as "Special guests". Yet they've seemed completely uninterested about the whole thing ... to the point of rudeness. It's not like they are here to promote anything. Surely Paris didn't come all this way just to get away from the porno scandal and to have a quick affair with "token celebrity" and young Australian Idol finalist Rob "Millsy" Mills!

Posted by D at November 9, 2003 1:12 AM

Who is Paris Hilton?

And more importantly, why should I care?

Posted by Eddie at November 10, 2003 2:08 AM

Paris Hilton is a big ZERO. You shouldn't care who she is unless your name also ends in Hilton. She does nothing to benefit society or even anything worthwhile for her own life. Everytime I've ever heard her name it has come along with the title "Socialite" or "Professional Party Girl", which leads me to believe that she is a completely worthless member of society seeing as how noone can come up with a description that involves her doing, creating, helping, founding, researching, nothing.... she's even more useless than most other famous people in that she did nothing except being born rich to acquire fame, and since that time has done nothing with her fame/money to help anyone besides herself.

Yay! Guess what? I can get drunk and pretend I'm important too, in fact I do it all the time, right there on my couch in front of the TV. Maybe someday the paparazzi will show up and document my every move so future generations will never have to be left in the dark as to what my role in society was.


That said, I'd bang her. And videotape it. And then sell it and make a lot of money. And then I'd go to Socialite school... because that's what I want to be when I grow up.

Posted by Tired Of "Celebrities" at November 10, 2003 8:59 AM

Right on. Seriously, you couldn't have said it any better. The Hilton girls are pretty worthless. Just think if they weren't attractive. Would we even know that there are heirs to the Hilton fortune?

But that said, I'd bang her too. I guess sex is all she really can contribute to the world.

Posted by Cory at November 10, 2003 5:12 PM

By the way, the tape is now online. I just downloaded it. The quality is poor, as it is pretty dark. But very good nonetheless.

Posted by Cory at November 10, 2003 6:55 PM

Enjoy Kids!

http://www.circleofaddiction.com/video/parishilton/parissexmovie_256k.wmv

Posted by D at November 11, 2003 12:35 AM

This is the sight where you can get the short version of the movie that was released to the media. The site keeps going down however, just too much trafic today.

http://www.dudemannews.com/

click the: Watch video here link
(the others just take you to sponser websites)

Might want to try Kazaa as well, the real version is on there now, its green cause of the camera's night vision file size range from 3mb to 20mb depending on compression

Posted by at November 12, 2003 8:24 PM

I loved seeing this slut with a mouth full. Even the rich and powerful bob on the mighty penis!!!!!

Posted by NOLA at November 12, 2003 9:32 PM

Just read the letter by Cass. Let's see how stuck up you are when you're 40 and wrinkled and can't get even a 50 year old guy to look at your tired, wrinkled, skin. Then let's see who you'll sleep with, if you can get any one at all. 30 is not old. neither is 40 or 50. Age is a number. That's all. Some of us look great at 30 and 40. You'll be lucky if you can get over your hang-ups. It will set you free.

Posted by johnny at November 13, 2003 2:52 PM

My personal take on the Hilton tapes is, had it been my sister or another female member of my family, I would have been hand feeding him video tape for dinner. I would have given him instructions on "Southern manners", up close and personal.

Posted by georgiaoutlaw at November 18, 2003 7:43 PM

the video is great nothing better
than knowing the whole world has
seen you take it from behind
and getting a mouth full too . . .

love the bit where see mugs to the
camera . . .

thanx paris
mickb

Posted by mick b at November 18, 2003 9:41 PM

where the fuck are you all seeing this video. im getting pissed off. i have seriously tried 100's of sites and not one works. oh its free my ass! there is a big difference between free and $2.95 for a FREe TRIAL. To paris hilton its free to me its bullshit. someone please leave a legit url or link for me dammit!!!!!!!

Posted by BILL at December 18, 2003 1:53 PM

could someone please send me an address where you can see the whole movie in its entirety.

Posted by steven at February 11, 2004 7:23 AM

IM SORRY, IF YOU FOUND A LINK PLZ SEND IVE BEEN UP FOR FUKEN 8 HRS TRYING TO FIND IT PLZ SEND ME A LINK AS WELL I READ THIS ARTICLE WHICH PROBABLY TOOK 6 HRS TO READ AND IF YOU DO FIND PLZ DO TELL.YOUR AOL FRIEND DAVE

Posted by DAVE at September 11, 2004 11:15 AM

u should give it ffor free

Posted by Cherry at August 10, 2005 5:31 PM
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