Wow Michael Elliot really needs to get in touch with his inner youth. He's a little bitter. His parents probably wouldn't buy him a really cool costume when he was a kid.
I think Halloween should be once a month.

I think we can be pretty sure what the kids in Michael Elliot's neighborhood will be giving him this Halloween.

Come on Lucy lets find out where this idiot lives and drop by his house tonight.

How could anyone hate Halloween? Ever since I was a kid, I looked forward to Halloween every year. Not just for the candy (which is a bonus) but just being able to get dressed up and have fun. Mr.Elliott probably never had a good costume, or any friends for that matter, growing up. He is also probably the neighborhood prick who gives out the cheap shit candy and who's house is under siege every Mischief Night.

I am going to a Halloween Party in Philadelphia tomorrow night at a gay bar, as the straight date of a gay male friend. It is the Holiday of the Queens, that is for sure. Go to Fantasy Fest in Key West--best Halloween you will ever have. Halloween is a time for adults to blow off steam and have fun, too. It is the one night of the year that we can look foolish and have an excuse for it. I should know, my gay date is dressing as Miss America. According to my date, I am going as a Cave Woman and he made my costume. Apparently, I will be practically naked with small pieces of leopard print material to cover breasts and lower region (literally a leopard bikini and mini skirt that could fit a 2 year old). According to him, I am going to look fabulous, and all I can think of is that my nipples are going to be frozen solid (hello it is 40 fucking degrees in Philly), with no striaght men around to keep me warm :(.

Michael Elliott needs to go to the KISSNATION halloween bash (NYC) or to a local gay bar, and just embrace this fun holiday.

I guess I'm the only one that wants Cass to show us a picture of that!

Many pics will be taken of my Halloween evening, but I refuse to be in any of them. Gay men on Halloween are way more interesting then me.

BTW Livia, I have received e-mails from some deranged PK fans already wanting pics of me and/ or directions to the bar I will be at. Twisted perverted bastards, LOL. I will have to choose my words carefully now when posting.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

hahahaha ya all those PK fans. SICK! SICK I tell you. It probably has something to do with Paul. Just kidding Paul I love you!

But really what do you expect! Telling us youre going to be half naked. That's like me telling everyone I'm going out as a Hooters girl. Oh wait I am. Damn I screw that up, didn't I? ;)

Sigh. I miss the days when I didn't have impressionable boy children and could dress like a tart on Halloween. I wore my son's hockey jersey and went as "him", thus killing two birds with one stone: It was warmer and more concealing then a Hooter girl costume and it embarrassed the heck out of my 12 year old.... ;-)