October is breast cancer awareness month.
I agree with Paul, we all need to do our part for prevention.
Art
New York's article was pretty much an
anti-pornography piece. Not surprising
since this mag aims at readers few want
to have sex with anyway. The main value of
the story was giving me the addresses of
some free porn web sites I hadn't heard of
before.
I can't wait to go back to the newsstand to
read Time Out NY's cover story called
"Sleaze," if I can find a copy without the
pages stuck together.
I have that Time Out New York issue. It has a couple of good pieces, one on Suicide Girls and another on the sleaziest strip club in New York, which they say makes the old Billy's Topless look like the Taj Mahal. And there's something about a one-woman show in which you're blindfolded and she rubs against you.
Other than that, the issue says everyone in New York wants to have sex. Why this is suddenly news I do not know.
Very interesting study on how blowjobs prevent breast cancer. As Art noted, it is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I volunteer by raising money and educating early detection/awareness for 2 different Breast Cancer charities in Philadelphia.
Thanks to PK, I can now educate the ladies that sucking dick will prevent the disease! Finally a cure! I wish us girls had known this before--no more pink ribbons, no breast fondling by doctors with cold hands, no more fucking 5 mile walks. Best part yet, it is fabulous to know that I am immune to breast cancer due to the preventitive measures I have participated in according to the article.
BTW, should I tell the women that swallowing is the healthiest thing they can do for their body, while I am at it?
Since, according to this article, those
eminent researchers and humanitarians,
Dr. B.J. Sooner and Dr. Inserta Shafteer,
were both involved in this study, it must be considered as probable.
But I do believe that more research is
required. I will thus volunteer my services,
all in the name of science, of course.
I wonder if this landmark study factored in
the amount of beer in the swallowed sperm.
That's funny. I knew it had to be bullshit. I only scanned the article — like everything I read online.
Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't.
It took me about 2 seconds to figure out it was a fabrication.
I guess some guys think that adding to a woman's fear of breast cancer is more likely to result in a blow job, or something.
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned begging? Sheesh.
I feel sorry for you boys. Lucy asks...what happened to good old fashioned begging (for a blowjob)...Well, I guess it isn't working. Therefore fabrications, such as this cancer cure all, get circulated.
Boys shouldn't have to beg for head in the first place. We as women, should be willing and able without being asked. I will NEVER beg a man to take care of me--it should be understood that is what he is there for. Otherwise, why are my clothes off?
Eddie, how could you expose this fabrication? You broke the secret code of men...sheesh! Are you aware that you may have been able to get a naive woman to buy into this?!?
It was a joke. Dang.
And I may not ever beg a man to take care of me, but I sure as hell will provide directions if he needs them....
Rethinking Cass' comment, I came to this conclusion: Yes, I do like to make men beg.
I find it incredibly exciting to just....start the act of fellatio and then have a long pause, lingering right above, inches from beginning all over again.
Begging usually commences, right then and there. Willing and able, yes, but it's so delicious to make a man beg......
Cass wrote: "Eddie, how could you expose
this fabrication? You broke the secret code
of men...sheesh! Are you aware that you may
have been able to get a naive woman to buy
into this?!?"
Now you tell me! But it's the story of my
life. Now you also see why I don't work for
morons like those at AOL-TW-CNN, or AP.
I'm also not a fan of begging. Except on the
subway, that is.
Cass also asked: "I will NEVER beg a man to
take care of me--it should be understood
that is what he is there for. Otherwise, why
are my clothes off?"
Answer: Think the last part of the
unofficial chorus to Hank Jr.'s "Family
Tradition": TO GET LAID!
Looking at the link to the prankster's
page, it seems like he merely copied the
CNN and AP logos. Then they found out and
threatened his school with some lawyer shit.
It is not clear if CNN and AP actually
picked up the piece. But they're morons
anyway.
Cass also asked, "BTW, should I tell the
women that swallowing is the healthiest
thing they can do for their body, while I
am at it?" Parody or not, hell yeah! And
tell 'em it's better than beer: Tastes
great, less filling!
Oh, right. It looks like CNN did not pick up the story but rather the kid built his parody in a template that resembled CNN. Whatever, I still think this subject warrants more research.
Like my daddy always said, "The day I stop looking at a pretty woman is the day I hope I die." Not ogling will just make your life seem longer, I think. ;-)
And yes, as a bonafide woman of the new millenium, I realize that it is degrading to me as a person to be "ogled", to have my personhood reduced to mere body parts. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
So try not to ogle, Eddie- admire and appreciate, instead.
Lucy wrote: "So try not to ogle, Eddie-
admire and appreciate, instead."
Not bad advice, although sometimes just
admiring is a little too passive for me.
But if you want to send me some photos
to admire and appreciate, feel free to do so!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
October is breast cancer awareness month.
I agree with Paul, we all need to do our part for prevention.
Art
Posted by art at October 20, 2003 10:52 AM