Wow. The campaign really aged Maria.

Arnold finally realizes the gravity of the saying, "If you want to know what your wife will look like in 30 years, just look at her mother."

Even the skeleton in Arnold's closet came out to celebrate his victory

"There there, I've got you. You see? Being groped doesn't have to be all that unpleasant of an experience."

"That's how you do it! Grab the breast with confidence! Show the lady who's boss!"

"You think you feel awkward right now, wait `til you see what I can do while in office."

"I want to thank Arnold for showing me the importance of a good grope."

"I'm affectionately calling it my 'Monkey See, Monkey Do' policy."

"A breast in the hand is worth..."

"Arnold, you were right - it's not a tumor."

"I love you man! And I love this old broad! Where's the bar, Arnie? Want a drink, Governator? I'll be back!"

Christensen, you nailed the caption! LOL!

i didn't know the dead kennedys were the band at arnold's victory party!

Arnie: "So you see, I have beated the Predator, I have beated the T900, I have even beated Satan in a moofie, and now, vatch as I grab this Evil-Dead type character and throw her off the cliff, and then turn to the mostached guy and say something inane, like, "Come with me if you vant to live."

Didn't I defeat you in Conan The Destroyer?

Dawn of the dead III

"Now THIS is how you grope, son!"

First order of business for new Gov; Go after crooked undertakers.

"It's painfully obvious the industry is taking advantage of the dead"

Gov Arnold

Lets take this old whore out and get her fucked and celebrate the election.

Its time for Calafornia to get pumped up
I beat that lazy girly man