Tickets cost $15 in advance and $20 at the dock, but I'll be giving away a pair of tickets each day till we set sail. To be eligible, e-mail me at paul@paulkatcher.com with your most hated member of the Red Sox or Mets and an explanation of 20 words or less why you can't stand him.

Full details about the cruise:

• The theme is "Nations Unite," featuring some of the United States' finest imports — our barmaids: Romina from Coyote Ugly (left, Argentina), Timmie from Yogi's (center, Hungary) and Carmit from Time Out (right, Israel). The only foreign policy these gals subscribe to is getting you wasted.

• The party sails from 8 p.m.-11 p.m. aboard the Half Moon. Cash bar with a hot food buffet and a DJ. Plus, a gorgeous view of New York, including tons of picture ops. Afterward, we'll probably head to Coyote Ugly for the post-party. (At midnight it's the 25th anniversary of Bucky Dent's home run.)

• I'd say that NYCBP.com's first two booze cruises were a wild time, but I'll let the pictures do the talking: Paul's Cruise 1 recap and pics | Kevin's Cruise 1 recap and pics | Kevin's Cruise 2 recap and pics. (Where's my recap of Booze Cruise 2? I was sitting in the emergency room after tearing a ligament in my right hand.)