O'Brien vs. Snyder was like Reagan vs. Mondale, Kobayashi vs, Nathan's, Shockey vs. Tact. It was an N.C.er, a no-contest, in the words of Dick Vitale, who is able to mouth catch-phrases like N.C.er when his head isn't up Duke's ass.

Sunday night at 9:30/8:30 p.m., NBC will air a 10th anniversary special — see spiffy official website built for the occasion — commemorating a decade of ratings ass-kickings. (Though now that Jimmy Kimmel and Uncle Frank are in town, the heat may get turned up a notch. That show's consistently getting better. Just needs musical guests people have actually heard of.)

If, for some reason, you can't catch the special — and that reason is probably NFL Sunday Night Football — there is plenty of Conan O'Brien hilarity on the web. Let's start with my tale of the night Conan O'Brien and I watched ugly strippers. There is also a ton of hilarious Late Night With Conan O'Brien clips on ifilm.com. And there are enough Conan O'Brien fan sites to satisfy even the guy who built one with the title Conan O'Brien, aka GOD (settle down, Beavis).

Congratulations, Conan. Here's to 10 more. See you at the strip clubs.

Other Web Finds:

Britney Spears' Rolling Stone Cover and Tattoo Pic — We learn new things about Britney Spears every day. A couple of weeks ago, we learned she would kiss Madonna on television if asked nicely. Today we learn that her pubic hair is nicely tended to.

The Gender Genie — Paste in some words you've written and see if you should be carrying around a penis.

Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Guitarists — I know it's not the newest link, but I haven't done Web Finds in awhile. Plus, some of you aren't the savviest web surfers, outside of porn.

2004 Women of Santa Cruz Calendar — Congrats to an all-time PK.com favorite, Shannon Nowak, for being selected as one of the calendar babes.

Top 100 Speeches by Rank — A resourceful site that has text and audio of 100 of the greatest speeches by Americans. Man, those Roosevelts were like the New York Yankees of oratory.