Being that it's coming off the worst month of my life, I am welcoming September 2003 with open arms. And that's before I found out September is National Biscuit Month.
But that's not all. Take a look at all the celebrations going on in September.
It's Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month, National Biscuit Month, National Chicken Month and National Rice Month. Whew.
Among the weekly observations in September: Improve Your Home Office Week, Protecting Your Home Furnishings Week, National Food Service Employees Week and National Invisible Chronic Illness Awareness Week. And don't forget Fight Procrastination Day, Swap Ideas Day and Be Late for Something Day.
It's also Childhood Cancer Month, but that doesn't sound as fun.
Well, we're in for quite a month. And here all I was hoping for was the elimination of the Red Sox from playoff contention. I'd say the same for the Mets, but that occurred in May.
Other Web Finds:
Madonna/Britney Kiss Video — Get it while it's hot.
Take It Or Leave It: The Only Guide to Negotiating You Will Ever Need — The subhead on this Inc. feature says it all: If you want to be a better negotiator, you can buy 24 books, take 12 courses, and attend 7 seminars — or, you can read this article.
Avril Says Yes to Crack — The teeny pop/punk singer exposes her tuchus a bit on stage. It's kind of an old pic so I'm guessing the image has already been masturbated to about a million times by high-school and college-aged boys.
Rugby Site's Separated at Birth Gallery — I don't know any of these chaps, but some of the resemblances are funny. The same guy looks just like John Rocker and some dude in a grocery ad.
Lisa Guerrero Shrine — Stalker-like ode to the newest Monday Night Football cheesecake sideline reporter. Check out this pic from her appearance in Batman Returns. I like her better with tan lines on her breasts.
Sounds like it's time to make some chicken and dumplings, with biscuits.
Be Kind to Editors month? Pffft.
Posted by lucy at September 2, 2003 5:21 AM