Hey Paul, I'm almost positive Britney wasn't singing. She never sings live.
What about the opened-mouth kiss between Christina & Madonna?

I think Britney really was singing in the beginning. I don't think anyone's heard her voice live since the Mickey Mouse days.

Christina does nothing for me. Great voice, but if she was walking down the street in a place where her music is not recognized, no one would give her a second look. (Like me!) She's skanking it up all over the place, and it still doesn't get a rise out of me.

I am one of the few men who do not like Madonna in any way, shape, or form. She really isn't that pretty, she is about 5 years past her prime, and she has a British accent for no apparent reason. I personally like people like Norah Jones, who is kind of hot and can actually sing. Other than that, I thought your Review was awesome.

Great review. I never leave comments but I must say that I agree with all you said- especially about Chris Rock, can't get much funnier than that guy.

I agree with John. I'm not a rabid anti-Madonna person, but I just don't find her all that appealing. I was fairly indifferent until she started sporting the British accent. The height of pretentiousness.

Gotta agree with you on the current state of rap and Chris Rock. There's a couple of dvds out now for the "Best of the Chris Rock Show" - absolutely hilarious.

People give me a blank look when I reply to their question "who do you like in rap" and I say Public Enemy, De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest. I can only take so much rapping about yout money and your dick.

i can't believe anyone could find madonna unappealing or "not that pretty." i pray to god my wife looks like that when i'm that old.

Sorry, I have to agree with John here. There is really nothing about Madonna that does it for me. Those gap teeth don't help either. Britney and Jessica Simpson are much more attractive.

I wasn't referring to her looks in the post. I meant that I can't think of another celebrity that is almost universally appreciated.

She makes bad movies, but has she has always been an a-lister and, unlike Elvis or Michael Jackson, never a punchline.

And her legion of fans is so diverse: black, white, Latino, straight, gay, female, male. That's what I'm talking about.

The Madonna/Britney/Christina act was interesting. Madonna kissing Britney was hot even though it is disturbing when you realize that Madonna is old enough to be her mother. The kiss with Christina was just nasty because I can't get passed the fact that Christina is a skank. She needs to be soaped up and hosed down because she is just dirty, and there is nothing sexy about her. Madonna is hot, and I hope that I look that good when I am that old.

Has anyone else noticed that now Jessica Simpson is no longer the Christian virgin (she recently got married to that tool from 98 Degrees), that she is wearing more revealing clothing? She is just gorgeous. If you catch her "reality show" on MTV, she reveals that she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, though. Oh well, when you are that smoking hot it doesn't matter.

i never post, but here goes...never a punchline? i'd call the whole truth or dare thing a punchline. it was even spoofed on wayne's world...come on!

Madonna - Once the heroine of all 80's girls, got weird in the 90's and even weirder in the new century. I like some songs like the one from the James Bond movie and a few from that Ray of Light CD.

Brittany- Didn't do bad for a girl from Slidell Louisiana. I find her body and moves pretty hot, but there is something about her face I don't really go for. Maybe it is her eyes.

Christina - The only one of the above two that can actually sing, has good moves and can pull off going from blond to black. In my book, she is skanky enough to be totally hot in a pull her hair and slap her ass kind of way. Probably a nice ride.

Jessica - Hands down the hottest. No further comment needed.

I think the that Madonna kissing girls three times younger then her was nasty and quite disturbing. EEwww!! =)

jessica simpson looked incredibly sexy. She looked so damn fine with that top open.