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Thursday, August 28, 2003

Ronald McDonald vs. Ronald Reagan: Who's Got More Stroke?
Katcher isn't the most familiar last name in the world. In fact, according to a surname popularity index, it ranks 45,111th in the U.S. Still, I have a Navin Johnson-like appreciation for the fact that a Google search for Katcher lists me at the top.

My main competitors for the top spot are: 2) Key Katcher, a computer-related device that monitors keystrokes; 3) Metal-Katcher Co, Inc., a a leading manufacturer of permanent magnetic separators, magnetic sweepers and magnetic material handling equipment since 1951; and 4) Manko, Gold, Katcher & Fox, LLP, environmental land use attorneys. Unless one of those lawyers goes on a serial-killing spree, I think that top spot is mine for awhile.

I conducted some Google searches of more familiar names and the results are interesting. (Links are to Google searches of those names.)

Michael — Michael Moore's official site, which is often updated with commentary and news links, tops that of Michael Jordan. Michael Jackson comes in at No. 8, a few notches below contemporary Christian singer/songwriter Michael W. Smith.

Ronald — McDonald at 1, Reagan at 2.

Johnson — Johnson & Johnson gets the top spot, followed by the Johnson Space Center in Houston. A blog by a guy named Steven Berlin Johnson ranks ahead of any site dedicated to former president LBJ (not counting the Space Center).

Paul — Minneapolis/St. Paul, followed by the J. Paul Getty Museum. Simon over McCartney. Katcher nowhere to be found.

Williams — Williams College at No. 1, followed closely by Sherwin-Williams and Williams-Sonoma. Among people, it's Robbie, Tad (not Ted), Lucinda, Tennessee, Hank Jr., Montel and Robin before any mention of the Splendid Splinter.

David — Letterman isn't just chasing Leno. Here he's at No. 2, right behind Bowie.

King — Steven King over Burger King. Martin Luther King Jr. behind a radio station and TV station.

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Comments: Ronald McDonald vs. Ronald Reagan: Who's Got More Stroke?

What, no "Katcher in the Rye" Google results?

Posted by bhw at August 28, 2003 12:52 AM

After reading your post, I thought I would search my name in google. Much to my surprise, there is a porn store with my full name. I haven't seen any of her films, yet, but I am going to try to get a hold of one. I just hope she isn't screwing donkeys...

Posted by Cass at August 28, 2003 7:49 AM

My last name isn't even listed in the surname popularity index. Im so freakin original.
Google search says Livia once owned villas in Rome. Too bad thats not me.

Posted by Livia at August 28, 2003 9:33 AM

Whoo-hooo!!! My last name ranks at 1902!
We were bored at work about three years ago, and we all typed our names into Google. The result is I have an e-mail buddy with the same first name and last name who lives in Washington DC.
I hope she isn't screwing donkeys either.

Posted by PeeWee at August 28, 2003 10:17 AM

I'm #467!

Dang, I thought I was more exclusive.....then again...;-)

Posted by lucy at August 28, 2003 7:06 PM

I'm #467!

Dang, I thought I was more exclusive.....then again...;-)

Posted by lucy at August 28, 2003 7:09 PM

Hmmm... 1554. Not bad, I guess.

Posted by CJ at August 29, 2003 3:51 AM

6300.

I'm gaining on Alyssa Milano and Darva Conger and "Bewithed'S" Eilzabeth Montgomery fast and furious. Watch out Mrs. Kravetz, you're next.

Posted by JC at August 29, 2003 10:12 AM

Notwithstanding the foregoing comment, I reread the category and found that what was being commented upon was the "popularity" of the surname and not the number of mentions of the name resulting from a Google search.

A thousand apologies. I now feel ashamed and will, in the great Japanese tradition, kill somebody else with my sword.

Posted by JC at August 29, 2003 10:30 AM

I forgot. Apparently I don't exist because the name does not show up on any of the sites. That damn Nietzsche was right along.

Posted by JC at August 29, 2003 10:33 AM

On a related subject about surnames, does anyone know a white person named Washington or Jefferson? Besides George and Thomas I can't think of any and these guys have been dead for 200 years.

Posted by doghive at August 30, 2003 11:21 PM
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