Ho Ho Ho....Merry Fuckin' Christmas!

Santa Claus is cumming to town can't be beat. But, I'll try with Feel My Star of Bethelem, FEEL IT!!! ARRUGHGH!!

see what happens when you let nail fungus go unattended

Damn, this chimney stinks!!!

Step 1: Use your favorite icing,
and don't forget the yellow star.

Step 2: Now, just place one on each finger.

Step 3: Sit back and enjoy your Christmas creation.

The End

The vatican announces it's new "get back to basics" approach to recruiting alter boys program. Starting this December.

Santa is paying closer attention to his "naughty list"

Just wait until you get a look at the Easter Bunny Condom....

this site sucks dont you think those edge hanging pieces on the condom would fuck the process up?

it sure it a wet xmas this year!

sittin on santas knee has never been so pleasureable

im dreaming of a white christmas!;)

Here comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus, right down Mrs. Claus' lane.....

Condoms endorsed by the Catholic Church

i know your jewish but you don't want the star condom. truuuuust me.

but i always go down the chimmney.

yes, that's a cookie. no, that's not milk.

present, toy? let's just say i am the toy.

sorry, it's cold at the north pole, give it a minute.