"I'm the President of the United States?"
Another assassination attempt by a pretzel.
"Short people got no reason..."
Mr. Cheney, your hand is freezing!
President Bush doing his impersonation of Linda Lovelace
How dare you pick up the leader of the free world by the balls!
You're deaf? I'll speak louder then.
Kobe said I was part of the train he ran on that girl in Colorado?
"Saddam was seen where? At a Piggly Wiggly in Valdosta Georgia?! Well let's get to bombin'!"
This George doesn't like spicy food.
A split second later, the mayor of Baldovia was covered in a partially-digested chicken cesar salad, served on a turbulence-stricken Air Force One.
"I'll huff and puff and blow your wig off!!!
" no no...this is how wide you need the interns to open"
"I believe what I believe, and I believe I just shit myself!" George Bush,
Hey....don't you warm your hands before a prostate exam?
seconds earlier the president asked Senetor Tom Daschle (R) "Hey wanna see how mother birds feed their young?"
See no rocks! I like the powder better!
Oh my god! Not Pretzel Boy!
President Bush seen at his recent prostate examination at the Navy Hospital in Norfolk Va.
Mouth open...penis insertation...blast off.
What the fuck Jenna's pregnant, oh shit
seinfeld? i've done enough for the jews!
does this mean i get to be the new kramer?
but.... it's not possible, you live in my tv.
it's true! shrinkage!!!!!!!!!!
let's just say for the record the "hot seat" reference is literal.
you're saying that i'm president?
"George W. Bush reacts with great shock upon hearing that his new CIA director is George Costanza."
"I'm the President of the United States?"
Posted by Shawn at July 27, 2003 1:28 AM