Here's how Head 2 Head works: I throw out a debate between two people,
places or things, and you settle it by posting a comment.
Today's question: Which education of higher learning would you rather
attend, Grand Lakes University (Back to School) or Adams College
(Revenge of the Nerds)
Grand Lakes University, Dean Martin presiding
Pros: Every campus has its share of horny, drunken co-eds, but where
else can you nail the English professor? Especially when you're 65 and look
100, while the babe you're bangin' used to be known as "Hot Lips." ... Simply combining two dorms
rooms resembles the presidential suite at the Ritz. Combine my two freshman
dorm rooms and you get something slightly larger than a prison cell ...
Thornton's cousin Bubbles ... Sam Kinison and Kurt Vonnegut are regulars.
Cons: When your headlining sport is diving, you're in worse shape
than Rutgers, Vanderbilt and Baylor combined ... Keith Gordon as Jason
Melon. Dick Butkus could literally laugh at this guy's acting ... How great
a catch could Diane have been if Dr. Phillip Barbay already got her?
Adams College, Dean Ulich presiding
Pros: Belching contests. Gotta get me in one of those someday. I'll
have Booger cryin' for his mama ... Managed to withstand the curse of Ted
McGinley, who ruined, among others, Happy Days, Love
Boat and Married ... With Children. Here he deserves as Oscar for
his role as Alpha Beta member/president of the Greek Council//quarterback Stan Gable ... I'm applying to
any school where a dork like Louis Skolnick can get a piece of ass like
Betty Childs to ride the baloney pony ... The pies!
Cons: The Moos. They sure can party, but my god, they don't even
make beer goggles that strong ... Can't be havin' a pussy like Dean Ulich
running the show. Coach Harris (John Goodman) ate his ass for lunch. And it
shows.
Back to School Links: Quotes | Reviews
Revenge of the Nerds Links: Sounds | Quotes | Reviews
BREAKING NEWS!
Dangerfield To Go 'Back To School' Rodney has has
signed a deal with MGM to remake the 1986 classic comedy. I think I have
died and gone to heaven. (Then again, I'm not 13 anymore.) What better way
to celebrate than to listen to Rappin' Rodney?
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I have 'em both the same way: very
rare.
I'd have to go with Adams. It's more of a party school like Loyola/Tulane in New Orleans. Also, having been a former Greek (Beta Theta Pi thank you), I can relate better to the nerds because we had a bunch of them. Me and another guy were the "face men" sent to the Greek Council and Dean's office at lest once a week because the "nerds" did shit like shooting an M-16 in the house, throwing bottles of Bacardi into some of the sorrority houses, sticking pledges in the refrigerated keg dispenser and all the usual shit
While funny, Back to School was focused on the Melons and I could not related to it as well.
Posted by JC at July 24, 2003 9:34 AM