If ever there was an omen that it was going to be a bad day at the zoo, it would have been the 50 or so balled-up turds the first animal we saw (a camel) dropped in front of us. But on this beautiful Sunday afternoon, we were not going to be defeated. So we overcame the rude greeting, I got my close-up picture of the camel toe, and we had a great day. (And who were we to complain? It's not like any of us was the kid who was raking up said balls of turd with a rake. I know what you did last summer!)
Other highlights of the trip included: a record-breaking 20-minute crap by one of my friends, a masturbating monkey who stretched his red ding-a-ling like a six-inch rubber band, another monkey who tried to rape another then ran away to take a whizz, and the woman who corrected her son when he misidentified a peacock: "That's not a chicken. Chickens are when we go visit grandma in Puerto Rico."
Here's my photo album from the trip.
My first visit to the zoo was at Audobon in New Orleans as a child. Zoo was in pretty rough shape. All kinds of wire cages instead of the modern "habitat cages" they now have.
Any way, we went by the monkey pit where we saw monkeys fighting, fucking and throwing shit at the onlookers. Ah, the childhood memories.
Posted by JC at July 21, 2003 10:43 AM