Y'all remember the McDonald's knockoff run by bad-ass Good Times dad John
Amos in the movie Coming to America? I loved that place. It was called McDowell's, and it had golden arcs (not arches), sold Big Mics (not Big Macs) and had an owner who lived in fear of litigation by McDonald's.
Recently I found a magazine ad for a real-life McDowell's, a blatant Hooters rip-off in beautiful Secaucus, N.J., called Bazooka's.
The place has everything you'd ever want from a Hooters and more.
Waitresses in tanktops, pantyhose and sneakers, a clientele of guys who buy cheesy wall calendars and specials on the filet mignon of foul, chicken wings.
The next time you're in Secaucus (god knows I'll never be), don't just sit around waiting to get carjacked. Get your ass over to Bazooka's and enjoy the greatest of American traditions: taking someone else's ideas and crafting them as your own.
Other Web Finds:
20 Questions With Dee Snider Metal Sludge catches up with a guy I really respect, the former Twisted Sister frontman. In this interview, he bags on bands that continue on without original members, critiques Vince Neil's voice and says why Warrant should embrace their image of being the Down Boys. Snider is nothing if not honest and thoughtful, hardworking and sober.
Ken Goldstein Interviews Moo from NJguido.com By now you should have received at least one e-mail from a friend telling you to check out the bare-chested Jerseyites at NJguido.com who wear sunglasses indoors and write such poems as When Will I Relax?. (Includes the Shakespearean lines "I get to the gym and strain my muscles" and "I work at night to enhance my future.")
Quiz: Are You Secret Service Material? A fun online test of knowledge and hand-eye coordination surveys your candidacy for the English secret service. I scored just below the acceptance score of 70.
Illustrated Acme Catalog View all the products manufactured by Wile E. Coyote's most distrusted brand.
Ah, Bazookas. Right across the street from my place of employment here in lovely Secaucus, N.J.
Never been there (honest!) but I know many who have. They have lived to speak about it (some not too kindly).
Anyway, moving to the other side of the cultural spectrum, The New Yorker had a Financial Page piece about how America was built on stealing ideas and how that has changed in the last decade. A good read.
Posted by Rob at July 8, 2003 10:45 AM