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Monday, July 7, 2003

What in Christ Have They Done With Lou Piniella?
Looking young and trim with Yankee Stadium as a backdrop, the 6-2, 200-pound Lou Piniella defined the classic American ballplayer on his 1977 Topps baseball card. We called him "Sweet Lou," loved him for his passion, guts and grit. The original Paul O'Neill.

Then the Devil Rays got a hold of him and turned him into a circus freak.

Earlier this year, Piniella, Tampa Bay's manager, promised his players that they could color his hair anything but purple if they won three games in a row. And here's the result. These photos make seeing the Red Sox hit seven homers live at the Stadium almost bearable.

I'm not gonna forgive Lou for this until he kicks dirt all over home plate and tosses his hat like a raging fourth-grader. And after the D-Rays got thumped Sunday, it's pretty clear blondes don't always have more fun.

Today's Sports Links:

Sports Illustrated's MLB Player Survey — Hundreds of major leaguers respond to such polls as best and worst fans, stadiums and players. Not surprising, almost all players considered to get the most out of the least talent were white, while the "least from the most talent" players were black or Hispanic.

Missouri Basketball Player Crashes ATV at University President's Residence — The guy was "serving a 60-day sentence imposed June 13 for beating up a woman and holding her against her will at his apartment" and was "at the university president's home for a gathering."

'Refrigerator' Perry Flops in Hot Dog Eating Contest — The 400-pound Fridge barely showed up at the annual Fourth of July contest at Coney Island, downing only four dogs, or half my own personal record. I saw a video replay of 130-pound Takeru Kobayashi scarfing 44 1/2 dogs after dipping them in water. I don't know how he didn't barf, 'cause I wanted to after watching him.

Man Beats Wife After She Defeats Him in Arm Wrestling — I don't understand this. If he's strong enough to beat the shit out of her, why couldn't he defeat her in arm wrestling?

Navratilova Wins 20th Wimbledon Title — Amazing but true, Martina is still beating world-class athletes at the All England Club. This time in mixed doubles competition.

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Comments: What in Christ Have They Done With Lou Piniella?

I just posted the Sweet Lou photo with the hair cap on my site, too. I grew up watching him play and go berserk, watiting to see if the veins in his neck would actually burst during his tirades. I loved that guy and thought he was cute. But the blonde hair ... and all because his team won *3* whole games in a row? Oy!

Posted by bhw at July 7, 2003 1:06 AM

I don't wanna talk about Lou Pinella. Let's talk about Bucky Dent.
yummy.

Posted by PeeWee at July 7, 2003 11:16 AM

my fave lou tirade from this year was against the Yanks about a week ago. The relief pitcher couldnt throw a strike for the life of him, Pinella goes to the dugout steps and you can read his lips as he screams at his catcher "Toby, go out there and tell him to throw FUCKIN strikes"... this guy is gonna have a heart attack before his 4yr contract is over.. Oh lou how we loved you in the bronx in the 70's and 80's

Posted by BudDude at July 7, 2003 7:24 PM

Re: The Players poll... I couldn't believe Larry Bowa won "worst manager" in a landslide. His team is currently leading in the wildcard race and have the third best record in the NL. Of course, a majority of the votes came from AL East teams which contain players that hate Larry Bowa (like Marlon Anderson, Travis Lee, Cliff Politte, Jeremy Giambi, etc.).

Posted by CJ at July 7, 2003 7:32 PM

Yo Katch:

Paul Frankenstein and I were both at that July 4 massacre (I actually root against both the Yanks and Red Sox, so it wasn't that exciting), and I wanted to ask you: what in the hell is up with all the out, loud, and public Boston fans at the game?!?! After every homer (especially that monster Manny blast) they were up and screaming, taunting even. It sure as hell didn't used to be like that (or is that just for the bleachers?).

Posted by Ken Goldstein at July 8, 2003 10:36 PM

Ken, you sat in the bleachers? With the rest of society's outcasts? When the Yankees refuse to sell beer to people, you know they're mutants. I wouldn't sit in the bleachers for Game 7 of the World Series, and I am not kidding.

Sox fans can cheer all they want at Yankee Stadium, especially when they're in second place and trailing us 26 world championships to zero in the last 85 years.

Posted by Paul Katcher at July 8, 2003 11:07 PM

I actually didn't sit in the bleachers this time, but did for the last two Yankee playoff games I went to, and it was fantastic. Sure, there was no beer, but there was incredible energy, people who knew their shit, and when somebody was stupid enough to wear an oakland hat, that hat was snatched off his head before the first pitch and returned in tatters two innings later.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at July 9, 2003 6:56 PM

So, in other words, it's mob rule in the bleachers at Yankee Stadium. How cool. You don't think someone would have the balls to cut up a fan's hat if it were one-on-three instead of 100-on-three, do you? I can't condone that as being a good fan. People like that are thugs and it is their decision to act that way and mine to rail on them.

Posted by Paul Katcher at July 9, 2003 7:22 PM
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