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The people have spoken and the verdict is in. If you're looking for a 10-foot concrete vibrator with a 1-3/8" head, Wyco has the one for you.

Other Web Finds:

10 Most Dangerous Intersections — State Farm reminds us of the most likely places in the U.S. where we'll need car insurance. Pictures of the crossroads of death are included.

Re-Elect Bush: Beta Version — Slate grabs screen shots of Bush's re-election website that includes a "hilariously skimpy" section dedicated to his environmental policy.

Baghdad Bob: Now on DVD! — Iraq's Information Minister is back and now he's goin' hi-tech.

Sandals and Socks Forever — An photographic ode to the fashion faux pas that gives mullets a run for their money.

The Love Boat Episode Guide — Fifty-word reviews and guest-star listings of every episode in the first five seasons. Two of my favorite sitcom stars ever, Sherman Hemsley and John Ritter, make appearances in Episode No. 2, in which "a rejected suitor hot on the trail of the girl he loves is forced to masquerade as a woman." Sure sounds like Ritter to me. Where can I get a copy of this show?