Hate the Coca-Cola Chritmas tree with all them damn hippies singing about peace and everything. Bunch of peace-nick freaks.

Love the Victoria's Seret wings commercial. Bud Bowl? Save that for the game. Vicky's Sec comes on several times a day and always puts a little cork in my bat.

You know... the early Energizer bunny commercials were classics... until it got overdone. Duracell's response, "The Puttermans" has to rank as one of the worst campaigns ever. The "plastic" people were scary.

Favorite Lite commercail was Billy Martin in a western bar saying "I didn't punch that doggie."

Do radio commercials count? Those "You go to B&H Photo" ones on WFAN are so inept that I almost get into accidents lurching for a different station preset button.

*ahem* can you hear me now...

rp beat me to the punch...that has GOT to be one of the most annoying...

and i'm really still pissed about led zeppelin on the cadillac commercials...just makes me feel too fucking old.

I nailed that commercial (Dr Scholl's), too. You KNOW it was thought up by some over 40 guy trying too hard to be cool...

One of the most annoying commercials I've ever seen are those damn animations of the bear family taking a dump with Charmin bath tissue. I vomit when I see their faces smile with glee as they wipe themselves. THIS COMMERCIAL IS ABSOLUTELY TASTELESS!!!!

Does anyone know where I can purchase a VHS or DVD copy of the Wendy's "Where's the Beef?" commercial?

Any commercial for Toyota makes me want to vomit.

Any Rally's Hamburger commercial since they began their "Ya Gotta Eat!" campaign. Makes me long for their original "Beach-Boyish"-sounding "Rally's when your on the go...Beep-Beep" jingle from the late '80's.
Also, any vehicle commercial that uses the "Matrix-style" action (go real fast, then slow way down). Oh, and I can't go without mentioning that girl convulsing her arms to a dance tune in the passenger seat of a Mitsubishi. She would be walking home, if it was me driving!

That Zelnorm commercial with all those women showing their nasty-looking bellys! And the music has a "gurgling-sound" to it that is sure to sicken anyone that has been through the symptoms of an upset stomach before. This one is simply in poor taste all the way around.

Now that you mention it, some of these commercials can make me vomit more than an overweight teenage girl from Westchester. The bottom line is, if you ever watch a cable news channel like Fox, and DONT see the disgusting "Ditech.com" commercial, send me a postcard because it would surly be a miracle!

Definitley the most annoying commercial ever is the Spring Break "Don't Drink and Drive" commercial in which 4 girls sing a horrible rendition of "No Scrubs" by TLC. The commercial lost it's meaning the 6th time everybody saw it. The story behind this is that the strange girl in the white dress was hit by a drunk driver on the way home. I am very sorry for this occurance for the reason that we've had to watch the damn commercial over and over, at least 20 times a day since it's debut in 1999. She is dead, now please, for God's sake, let the commercial die too.

my vote for most annoying commercial has got to be the Dodge Ram commercial. It is that series of commercials where the two hicks pull up along side that arrogant ass in his huge Dodge pickup and they proceed to ask him..... "that thing got a Hemi??" after about the 400th time of seeing this crap....... I have come to the conclusion that I don't care to see this jerk show off with his freaking Dodge anymore!!!

Subway again wins top honors!

The 'hip' blond guy with 5 o'clock shadow and greasy hair. Particularly, the one when he's driving (his mother's?) SUV to a Burger-type drive in, and tries to order a Subway sandwich.

The hilariously hapless drive-thru clerk responds: "Uhh.. That's not on our menu..."

Blond guy: "Not only is it not on your menu, it's not on your radar screen"

Clerk: "We have a radar screen?"

Blond guy and friends drive away, leaving the poor hapless clerk in tears and probably pissing his pants.. CLASSIC!!

footnote: there was an ad with greasy blond guy with a girl named 'Kelly'. She was soooo hot!

Where can I buy the dvd with the new hemi powered ram dodge commercials?

I absolutely agree with You that the Zelnorm commercials are very annoying and the music has a gurgling sound too.
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"I just save a bunch of money by switching to Geico!" - Aaaaaarrrggggggghhhh!!

The most annoying commerical which also happens to have the most annoying music has got to be the freaky Six Flags Magic Mountain TV commercial with the dancing old man. That unholy music stays in your head!

I think the most annoying commercials of all time are those cutesy toddler ploy commercials. Like I'm going to buy your product just because some little kid missing his two front teeth says so or just looks cute on your commercial. "100% juice for 100% kids." 100% shut up... or shut up 100%... one or the other, maybe both. Where are advertsing companies getting their employees. Gyms or military recruitment centers? People need to be less retarded.

Hey JC--- why do you hate peace?

Since someone brought up those freaky Magic Mountain commercials with the old guy, maybe you all can settle a dispute for me. My wife and I are trying to figure out whether the dancer playing the old guy is male or female. Anyone know?

I think I hate some of you more than any of these commercials.

Althought the "I'm lovin' it" Mc D's campaign is not far behind.

Ok I lied. I only dislike the guy who doesn't like peace. What's your problem man? Peace is good. Give it a chance :-)

Other than that I am pretty fond of the rest of you. Now that I know I am not alone is my disgust of some of these commercials.

Magic Mountain Commercial with Mr Six is the best commerical ever. The dancing is great and so is the person that I think is a woman, Let's see more of Mr. Six. You Go!!!!!!!!

The Geico Commerical with the guy riding in the car with the gecko with the cool music is great. Anyone know who is singing the song, Plus Mr. Six in the Magic Mountain commerical is great!!!!
Dance on. Springs on there feet, I think it is a woman.

The Cingular commercial where the Ahole with the noodle hair keeps interrupting himself to answer the phone. I hit the mute button now on most commercials anyway because they all seem to jam us with rap or other hip hop crap. "bah bah bah bump buhhhh...I'm lovin' it." Lovin McDonalds? I think it tastes like $&it. But it's way cool to eat there homey.

"SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Going to pick up flowers in your big Dodge Hemi pickup......MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY! Going to work in your big Dodge Hemi Pickup....etc etc etc"

Jesus Christ

Wow, there's just so many annoying commercials.

I especially hate the one where the kid opens the fridge and then shakes the bottle of orange soda and sprays his mother. That whole scenario that ensues would make such a huge mess, you'd need more than some Viva paper towels to clean it. Not to mention what kind of moron takes out a bottle of soda and stands there shaking it.

The Zelnorm commercials are really annoying too, but then just about every drug commercial is annoying. They always show people having a grand old time while the voiceover cites all of these dire side effects the medicine can have.

The commercial for WellPatch.. UGH! There's this big dude on a stage in an empty auditorium, dancing around like a big(ger) William Shatner, and singing some annoying faux-broadway song. When will they stop?!?!

The Six Flags guy is a 27 year old male..I worked at Six Flags New England as a sales rep and he came out when they opened a new coaster named after him...They (Donner ad agency who invented the character for S.F) were real assholes about him and tried to be all secretive, but we saw them...I was soooo sick of that music and his creepy face all over our sales materials and kits for the last two years..

Anyone have a copy of the Rally's Hamburger commercial where there is a guy ordering a burger, fries and soda and upon receiving the order something is fishy about his order. He drives off with his order,which he thinks he has gotten, without any mistakes. The music from Jaws begins and he starts getting suspicious, the music gets more intense and he pulls over to check is food bag. Upon seeing that his order was wrong and its a fish sandwich instead of a burger, he yells "Fish!!, WRong Again!" and throws it out of the window of his car into a trash can conveniently marked with the word "FISH" on the side of it..Absolutely hilarious! Anyone have a copy of it?

But anyway, as for annoying commercials..Sy Sperling and the hair growth infomercials.
McDonald's "im loving it"
I agree with the guy who says that the Bears wiping their butt with toilet paper and smiling about it is about the most tasteless and annoying commercial ever.
Drug commercials with their messages about side effects rank up there too.
Chevrolet "like a rock" commercials.(im not a real big fan of Segar in the first place, like a rock was his worst song, ever).The parodies of the song are-a-forming in my head as we speak.
Huggies commercials: The baby that talks like he is this gym freak who wants to take aerobic kick boxing and just get ripped. Do we really need the talking package of Huggies that has the voices of several high pitched voiced small ch ildren on the end of that commercial? I despise that commercial.

The commercial for Ocean Spray diet juice..These guys are just f---ing retarded..or should i say F___tards?

The commercial for Ocean Spray diet juice..These guys are just f---ing retarded..or should i say F___tards?

Any commercials for Applebee's Restaurants..They always have the most annoying music in them.

viva paper towels cleaning up anything? Are you kldding, those things are the worst on the planet. sheesh

The worst:

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what about those annoying Dunkin Donut commercials...liket the one with the karate mom, lugging her kids all over creation to swimming, soccer, ballet, oboe and KARATE!!!!!!!!!!...oboe?...what kind of teenager plays the oboe?