You slay me! Last night I was at Red Rock West, and Jessica was telling me she and Tracy are wearing matching outfits -- but its a big secret what they will be -- and she was praying it won't be tooo cold on the boat.

Two sailors in their whites walked in. I asked one what they were doing there, since the Fleet Week ships don't sail in til tomorrow. "Before the ships arrive, the police do," he informed me. Then I noticed their silver badges -- the Shore Patrol. Great. Navy Cops.

Jessica pushed tickets on them. I asked the sailors if they really wanted to get back on a boat after just spending several months on one. "But this one is filled with hot women and unlimited amounts of liquor," Jessica told them. I think they'll be on the boat!

Well call me screwed because I dont think I've ever seen Gilligan's Island or the Love Boat. I just know the songs.

You people are all morons. Especially: Jack, Capt. Asshole(America) and let us not forget the total moron.....NYPD DAVE. You people worship booze to the point of obsession. Grow up already. Oh and by the way Kevin, I will be on the boat as well (already have my ticket). Now is your chance. Will you be able to figure out my true identity? Will the mystery finally be over? Tune in next week.....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAH!!!!!

We are morons for worshiping booze, but your obsessed with Austin Powers... so I'll ask... whose really the moron??

Obsessed with Austin Powers? What makes you think that?

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAH!!!!! " That might have tipped me off.

See you all on the boat. Can't wait to see the looks on your faces when you finally figure out my identity.

BCNU

are you really donnie osmonde?

Rawhide
212 8th Avenue - at 21st Street
New York City, New York
212.242.9332
No Cover
Opens 8AM-4AM Mon-Sat;
12 noon to 4AM on Sunday
Yes, that's right. Rawhide(which is really NYPD DAVE's favorite bar) is the only bar in Manhattan to open at 8AM Monday to Saturday, closing at 4AM to clean and restock, then opening again 4 hours later. If you can't imagine life without Rawhide for just 4 hours, you can be the last one out at 4AM, wait outside the door for 4 hours, and then be the first one back in at 8AM. This smallish bar is more like a bunkhouse with pool table and pinball machine. This legendary Levi/leather bar (no dress code, unlike "The Lure") caters to all kinds: young, old, in-between, jock, bodybuilder, gym boy etc. You can have a drink at the bar and look around at everything and everyone with just one glance. But this is not necessarily a bad thing-in fact, it can be very good, because some of the people at Rawhide are very interesting!

Beer Blasts on both Saturday and Sunday from 5PM to 9PM.

Click here to listen to a phone conversation between NYPD DAVE and Al Pacino.....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/pacinocall.mp3

Hey take a look at this!!!!!!
It is a recent picture of NYPD DAVE at his favorite bar......RAWHIDE!!!!

In this picture you can see NYPD DAVE yelling..."Oh fellas....come and get it!!!!"

http://whosnyc.com/gallery/who326.html

Please bring handcuffs for Dr. Evil.

Well hi there KLevlin..lol long time no chat?

Can't wait to see you again. This time when I kiss you hello, you can kiss me on the lips.

man overboard!

Well I want to meet the contest winner from your ticket giveaway. How will I know who it is?

And the people who are regulars here will get to see lots of photos of Paul on the High Seas.