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Friday, May 16, 2003

Most Memorable Movie Scenes Ever
With Memorial Day around the corner and the nation redies to set aside a day to remember the fallen soldiers whose gifts of freedom are too often taken for granted, one topic of conversation has dominated the watercoolers: movies.

Me opining on movies is like Bill Clinton preaching abstinence, but this Matrix thing seems to be a big deal, and FHM in its latest issue counted down the top 25 scenes in movie history, and I thought it would be a good topic of conversation here.

(Ed's note: As I type this post, Monica Lewinsky just got a rousing ovation during her introduction as guest host on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Amazing. You would think that taking a married President's balls on your chin and being a key component to one of the most embarrassing political scandals in U.S. history would somehow make you not so popular.)

Back to the movies. Everyone loves lists. I love lists. You love lists. Here are my thoughts on FHM's list.

FHM's Top Movie Scenes:

25. Bob Barker KOs Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore — Never saw it. Laughed like crazy when someone told me about it. Bob Barker, who used to, and maybe still does, screw his hostesses, has always been a hero.

24. A Laser Inches Toward Sean Connery's Junk in Goldfinger — Never saw it. How could any threat to the title character in a series be taken as legitimate?

23. The Pythons get Crucified in Life of Brian — Never saw it. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life was the first R movie my dad took me to and it was then, in 1983 when I was 10, that I saw my first set of tits on the big screen. The experience changed my life.

22. Clint Eastwood Calmly Starts the Killing in A Fistful of Dollars — Never saw it. Never saw a Clint Eastwood movie. Ever.

21. Al Pacino Introduces His Little Friend in Scarface — Never saw it. I did see the chainsaw scene once. I have flashbacks whenever Randy Johnson pitches against the Yankees.

20. An Unseen Shark Gets Its First Bite in Jaws — I've probably seen all of Jaws in bits and pieces. Just like the swimmers!

19. Anne Bancroft Tries to Seduce Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate — Never saw it. Dustin Hoffman used to live four blocks from me. Maybe he still does. He put his San Remo triplex apartment up for sale for $25 million last October. I'll try to ask him about it someday.

18. Slim Picking Rides an H-Bomb in Dr. Strangeglove — Never saw it. I've never even heard of this scene, starring Peter Sellers.

17. Shannon Elizabeth Elicits a Premature Reaction in American Pie — I saw this movie once, as a rental. I remember Shannon Elizabeth getting naked but nothing else except the band camp line. Oh, and Stiffler's mom.

16. The Hanson Brothers First Take the Ice in Slap Shot — Never saw it. I hate hockey.

15. Neve Campbell and Denise Richards Menage in Wild Things — This I saw, again as a rental. Always thought Neve Campbell was hot. Didn't care for Denise Richards any more than any other stereotypical, plastic-looking L.A. model/actress.

14. Sylvester Stallone Sprints Up the Stairs in Rocky — In 1992, while watching Syracuse storm back against Princeton in the NCAA Lacrosse final at UPenn's Franklin Field, I promised my friends I would run up those stairs naked if the Orangemen came back to win. (It may have been noon, but I was nowhere near sober.) SU lost in overtime and the city of Brotherly Love is a better place because, while I did sprint up the stairs Balboa style, my pants remained on.

13. Bruce Lee Whups Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Game of Death — Never saw it. Let's see Bruce Lee drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

12. Charlton Heston Realizes He's on Earth in The Planet of the Apes — Never saw it. A girlfriend did drag me to the 2001 version. One of the biggest piles of crap to ever hit theaters.

11. Larry B. Scott Raps in Revenge of the Nerds — Pure classic. As any given time, I could be spouting off a lick from this tune. "We got Poindexter on the violin, and Louis and Gilbert will be joining in." I once asked a friend at AOL Entertainment if he remembered the scene and he rapped the whole damn thing.

10. Mark Hamill Learns Darth Vader Is His Pappy in The Empire Strikes Back — This was a cool scene, though I still think Luke was adopted.

9. Harrison Ford Ends a Sword Fight in Raiders of the Lost Ark — Never saw it. Never saw any of the Raiders trilogy. None of the Die Hards Not Pulp Fiction, not Braveheart, not Spider-Man, not the last two Star Wars, neither Lord of the Rings, not Goodfellas, not The Matrix, none of the Jurrasic Parks.

8. Ving Rhames Meets the Gimp in Pulp Fiction — Never saw it. This is next on the movies I plan to see at some point when I feel like chilling for a couple of hours.

7. Tom Hanks Storms Omaha Beach in Saving Private Ryan — Saw this in the theaters. Thought the opening half-hour may been a little over the top, since it wasn't a movie about D-Day, per se. So, in essence, it was kinda superfluous. But well done, of course.

6. Kevin Spacey Gets Away in The Usual Suspects — Never saw it. I don't even think I saw more than 10 minutes of American Beauty

5. Janet Leigh Takes a Nice, Refreshing Shower in Psycho — Never saw it. Did see the National Lampoon's Vacation shower scene where Clark offers to wash Ellen's back ... and front.

4. The Printer Gets a Beatdown in Office Space — Never saw it. It's been recommended to me a thousand times.

3. Christopher Guest Turns it up to 11 in This Is Spinal Tap — Saw this scene but never the whole movie. Hilarious.

2. Carrie-Anne Moss and Keanu Reeves decimate a Lobby in The Matrix — Never saw it. Combines two things I like least: science fiction and Keanu Reeves' acting.

1. Al Pacino Looks After His Family in The Godfather — A work of art. Is there anyone who thinks any part of the first two Godfathers is less than perfect?

Notable Omissions:
• For my money, the most gripping movie scene ever is the first time the POWs are forced to play Russian Roulette in The Deer Hunter
• Sharon Stone rides like a champ Basic Instinct.
• Daniel wins the tournament in Karate Kid.
• The sight of Alex's eyes being held open and hydrated in A Clockwork Orange will return in a nightmare someday.
• The final fight scene in Bad Boys, starring Sean Penn and Esai Morales.
• Jeff Daniels taking a massive, laxative-induced crap in Dumb & Dumber.
• Hour-long demise of the Titanic in James Cameron's huge production.
• Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy in Back to School.
• Car chase in The French Connection.

Links:
Most Tense Movie Scenes Ever
Top 10 Car Chases
25 Sexiest Movie Moments

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Comments: Most Memorable Movie Scenes Ever

Oh manomanoman. Great memories on that list. I can't believe you haven't seen Monty Python's Life of Brian or Pulp Fiction. Two of my top three favorite movies (#1 is When Harry met Sally). I am a dialogue junky. I love quoting movies with anybody who will play.
My current favorite scene is Jack Black in High Fidelity when he walks into the record store, and cranks up Katrina and the Waves "Walking on Sunshine". I giggle just thinking about it. He is a SUPASTAH in my book.

Posted by PeeWee at May 16, 2003 1:49 AM

By now cliched, and reproduced a million times both comically and seriously, we have the final scene of complete happiness from my favorite movie of all time, It's A Wonderful Life. No more of a perfect ending could be had then everything coming to a head with the outplaying of Auld Lang Syne. Gets me everytime.

Posted by at May 16, 2003 2:56 AM

go. rent. office. space. now.

Posted by erin at May 16, 2003 8:14 AM

The triple lindy scene is hard to beat.

Posted by CEB at May 16, 2003 8:53 AM

How can one of your favorite scenes be from Clockwork Orange AND the Godfather.... yet you've never seen Scarface? Thats the ultimate mob/gangsta movie under The Godfather.

You can catch Office Space on one of the TBS/TNNs' just about every weekend, but its just not the same without the swears. I'm with Erin in saying RENT IT NOW!

(PS How did I get that nickname??)

Posted by Livia at May 16, 2003 8:57 AM

How about the scene from "Summer School." When the upset students wanted their teacher back and pulled the ultimate move prank on the to-be-teacher.

Classic

Post.Script. Paul, do you watch any movies?

Posted by Detroit Cowboy at May 16, 2003 9:38 AM

how can any list be void of Bill Murray being the Cinderella story at Augusta?
Paul, never saw Scarface? "You people need people like me, see you can point your fingers and say, dat's da bad guy". Fuck Office Space, run to rent Scarface.

Posted by tim at May 16, 2003 10:32 AM

Never saw a Clint Eastwood movie? Now that's damn near un-American. At least go rent The Outlaw Jose Wales.

Posted by West at May 16, 2003 10:52 AM

Whether you like hockey or not, Slapshot is the best sports comedy of all time.
You must see it.

Posted by kevin at May 16, 2003 4:18 PM

I highly recommend Pulp Fiction, Unfaithful (just to see Diane Lane fuck like a champ- in several different positions)and go get Scarface- it is a classic.

BTW, you don't have to like hockey to enjoy Slap Shot--the movie is hysterical. Hard to believe that Paul Newman starred in it. The real question is-how can you hate hockey? Oh nevermind, I forgot the Rangers are a NY team...I understand now.

I cannot beleive that not one Jack Nicholson movie was picked for this list...what a waste.

Posted by Cass at May 16, 2003 4:21 PM

You don't get to the movies much, do you? There are so many scenes I would add to the list. Roy Hobbs game-winning homer in "The Natural." William Wallace's inspirational speech in "Braveheart." Running the video tape in time for the newscast in "Broadcast News." Gene Hackman intentionally getting tossed from the game in "Hoosiers." The list could go on and on and on...

Posted by CJ at May 16, 2003 4:22 PM

you fag, go see some damn movies once in a while. it might actually make your blog more interesting or something...how have you never seen office space or scarface? what do you waste yuor time doing if your not watching movies? i can bet its not working out

Posted by ryan at May 16, 2003 9:02 PM

Ryan- You have some balls leaving a message like that just because Paul hasn't seen all of these movies.

He lives in NYC where there are a million other things to do then lose 2 hours at the movies. Another perk to living in the big city is that you can get laid without having to spring for dinner and a movie.

So when you are eating popcorn and watching Matrix2 with some bitch who's pants you will never get into, maybe then you will see that YOU are the asshole. Meanwhile, PK will be on the Booze Cruise banging a Coyote Ugly bartender.

Posted by Hugh Hefner at May 16, 2003 10:51 PM

As much as I apreciate "Hugh Hefner's" defense of me by stating that I'm gonna be banging some Coyote Ugly bartender after the booze cruise ... that is likely to be untrue. But I don't kiss & tell (save one special report) so you guys will never find out what I'm doing in my bedroom. Safe to say it's probably not as rock star-ish as people might believe.

What is true is that I don't give a shit how other people, like Ryan, think I should spend my time. I don't watch movies. That's a choice. Other people make the choice to watch them. I don't think they're worse people for it.

You enjoy your lives, and I'll enjoy mine. How 'bout that?

Posted by Paul Katcher at May 17, 2003 2:57 AM

Hey, everybody watches movies if you can count porno movies. Fortunately, nobody ever sees the end of a porno. Hell, I never even make it to the middle. Maybe pornos do have a plot, but I never get that far into it. Oh well.
Better things to do.

Posted by PeeWee at May 17, 2003 11:39 AM

As a person who doesn't go to the movies often.. what is the criteria for the movies you will see?

and don't rent Office Space. Just buy it! I could watch that a million times.. the guy in the cube next door and I quote that movie every day, just to get through the day.
Damn it feels good to be a gansta!


And nothing from Caddyshack is on the list?? Rigged!

Posted by amy at May 18, 2003 11:42 AM

Criteria for movies I will see? I'm not sure. Here are the few movies I have seen since 2001:

* Black Hawk Down: Went with friends on a weekend afternoon because I had nothing else to do.

* Austin Powers III: Goldmember: Heard the first two were really funny. Thought this one was OK. The silhouette scenes were hilarious.

* Pool Hall Junkies: I'm a pool hall junkie. Went alone after work. It was OK.

* Old School: Seemed like my kind of flick. It was pretty good. I gave it a B-.

Posted by Paul Katcher at May 18, 2003 3:02 PM

Paul and I have had this discussion from time to time over the years - usually between bites of his 3rd or 4th Grey's Dog at 4.30 AM.

The problem with movies and Paul is that anything that forces him to stay focused for longer than it takes him to masturbate is doomed.

Posted by Begby at May 19, 2003 1:59 PM

My favs all come from the Blues Brothers.

Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake Blues: Hit it!

The Cheese Whiz: You got my Cheez Wiz, boy?

Cab Calloway: Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.

Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis. Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Jake Blues: How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women?

Posted by JC at May 19, 2003 2:34 PM

Favorite scenes in no particular order

Eastwood's "Make My Day" Threat.

Brando's, "I coulda been a contender."

The Indianapolis scene in Jaws.

The Terminator shoots up the police station.

"Bring out your Dead", the killer bunny and the french soldiers in Monty Python.

Young Frankenstein; Sedagive!!!!! And Abbie Normal.

"There no crying in baseball" in League of Their Own.

The T-Rex escapes and attacks the jeeps in Jurassic Park.

The Truck Chase in Road Warrior.

Posted by Pat at May 20, 2003 4:30 PM

Some of my all-time favorite scenes;

The cafeteria scene from Pulp Fiction. "Want some bacon?"
Billy Crystal curing a dead Carey Elwes in The Princess Bride.
John Goodman smacking the hell out of George Clooney in Oh Brother Where Art Thou (and the gopher scene).

Yes, I see alot of movies. But I'm married with kids. I'm supposed to.

Posted by Neal at June 19, 2003 10:16 PM

how about 'you can't handle the truth' and the entire courtroom scene in a few good men?

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Posted by walter at June 7, 2004 7:57 PM

Citizen Kane: Camera Moves (e.g. opera scenes)
Casablanca: "Here s lookin at ..."
Dances with Wolfes: End Scene
Se7en: Brad Pitt between shooting and waine in the end scence
Dead Poet Society: Ethan Hawke crashing after sucide of his (only) friend
Pulp Fiction: S.L.Jackson monologue
2001: Running in a circle at the first scene in the space ship
Notting Hill: Press conference
Mystic River: Sean Penn "..thanks for finding the killer .... too late"
Million Dollar Baby: End scene

Posted by Lou1e at April 30, 2005 5:32 PM
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